JCC ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Aug 11, 2004
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    Our rescue mission was underway, but two things kept running through my mind: would we get there in time, and why did I bring helium, instead of air?
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  2. Sarge Chosen One

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    Oct 4, 1998
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    I have no response to that.
  3. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

    Game Host
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    Nov 26, 2000
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    "No, thank you. We are dressed in our best, and are prepared to go down as gentlemen. But we would like a brandy."
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  4. burrisjedimaster1 Force Ghost

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    Jul 31, 2002
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  5. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Nov 20, 2012
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  6. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Aug 11, 2004
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    I'm going to kill you until you die from it!
  7. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Apr 23, 2007
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    If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.
  8. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
    star 9
  9. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Aug 11, 2004
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    It wasn't that great. I thought she was really into food flavouring. I should have known better. Nobody's into food flavouring.
  10. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    Aug 23, 2009
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    (Cuts off head)

    Take him away to be tortured!
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  11. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    Jul 7, 2000
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    You'll kill me? Evidently there will be a line.
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  12. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Apr 27, 2005
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    "Thank you for your cooperation."
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  13. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Aug 11, 2004
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  14. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Aug 11, 2004
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    Objection, your Honour! He's reciting the opening to Quantum Leap!
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  15. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

    Game Host
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    Nov 26, 2000
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    "The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals."
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  16. Padawan Fangirl Jedi Master

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    Nov 28, 2013
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    Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!
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  17. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    Oct 23, 1999
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    I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days.
  18. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Nov 20, 2012
    star 7
  19. FRAGWAGON Force Ghost

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    Nov 3, 2012
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    Nothing is permanent. Not even death.
  20. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Apr 23, 2007
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    I'm here to become a mere doctor. I'm told that has something to do with healing the sick, which is a pity really, because I find sick people rather revolting.
  21. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Aug 11, 2004
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    No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!
  22. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    Aug 23, 2009
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    Is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the class, Amazing Larry?
  23. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Nov 20, 2012
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    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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  24. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Apr 23, 2007
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    You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take the ****ing wall apart BRICK BY BRICK AND NUKE THEM BACK INTO THE ****ING STONE AGE FOREVER? HOW COME? TELL ME WHY! SAY IT! SAY IT!
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  25. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
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    That's impossible, even for a computer.
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