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JCC ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Our rescue mission was underway, but two things kept running through my mind: would we get there in time, and why did I bring helium, instead of air?
     
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  2. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    I have no response to that.
     
  3. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "No, thank you. We are dressed in our best, and are prepared to go down as gentlemen. But we would like a brandy."
     
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  4. burrisjedimaster1

    burrisjedimaster1 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Jul 31, 2002
    "It's Alive"
     
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  5. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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  6. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    I'm going to kill you until you die from it!
     
  7. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.
     
  8. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    That sucks!
     
  9. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    It wasn't that great. I thought she was really into food flavouring. I should have known better. Nobody's into food flavouring.
     
  10. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    (Cuts off head)

    Take him away to be tortured!
     
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  11. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    You'll kill me? Evidently there will be a line.
     
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  12. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Apr 27, 2005
    "Thank you for your cooperation."
     
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  13. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    You'll k-k-k-kill me?
     
  14. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Objection, your Honour! He's reciting the opening to Quantum Leap!
     
  15. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals."
     
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  16. Padawan Fangirl

    Padawan Fangirl Jedi Padawan star 3

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    Nov 28, 2013
    Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!
     
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  17. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days.
     
  18. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Take him to Detroit.
     
  19. FRAGWAGON

    FRAGWAGON Jedi Master star 4

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    Nothing is permanent. Not even death.
     
  20. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I'm here to become a mere doctor. I'm told that has something to do with healing the sick, which is a pity really, because I find sick people rather revolting.
     
  21. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!
     
  22. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2009
    Is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the class, Amazing Larry?
     
  23. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
     
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  24. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take the ****ing wall apart BRICK BY BRICK AND NUKE THEM BACK INTO THE ****ING STONE AGE FOREVER? HOW COME? TELL ME WHY! SAY IT! SAY IT!
     
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  25. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    That's impossible, even for a computer.
     
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