Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

- Demon! I say unto thee: the power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ! Compels you!
- Oh, does it? Guess what! It's not that compelling.

 

Don't take a look at this picture of your mother in bed with Manuel Noriega!

 

Unlcean beast. Get thee down!

 

Flesh of my flesh, heart of my heart....my son, let me die with you.

 

It's true, you could break your neck. But it's a risk I'm willing to take.

 

Do you know a little German?

 

Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when they're dead!

 

“right' i said. 'but first, we need the car. and after that, the cocaine. and then the tape recorder, for special music, and some acapulco shirts.”

 

I would pay to see this, OLD SCHOOL!!!

 

"A full DNA strand contains three billion genetic codes! If we looked at screens like these once a second for eight hours a day, it'd take two years to look at the entire strand! It's that long! And since it's so old, it's full of holes! That's where our geneticists take over!"

 

I mean you could just say, "Hey, I'm trying to get laid."

 

Man the Destroyer.

 

Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!

 

- It doesn't matter. I don't cheat.
- I wasn't suggesting that. Is a handjob cheating?
- All the jobs are cheating.

 

And this gives you power over me?

 

"Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!"

 

Do you feel in charge?

 

Can you feel the love tonight?

 

Don't get too cocky my boy. No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd... the leper... ****-kickin' surfer. Look at me. Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now would ya? There's this beautiful girl just ****** me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just ****** her. Little ol' me. She has this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"

 

"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother******. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."

 

I should have posted mine in red too. After all, it's Al Satan Pacino who says it.

 

Uh, no.


"Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord... when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

 

I WONT DIE SOBER

 

Consider it revoked!