JCC ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ***!
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  2. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.
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  3. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    "Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
  4. Darth_Furio Force Ghost

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    Cause she's got a great ass, and you got your head all the way up it.
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  5. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.
  6. Padawan Fangirl Jedi Master

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    "You mean if he gets outta there."

    "'If'? 'If' is good."

    Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.
  7. Sarge Chosen One

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    I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy!
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  8. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    He died, John. He died for you. We all die for you.
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  9. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
  10. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    You don't have any cats. I like that.
  11. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I don't know about you Miss Kitty, but I've never felt so naughty.
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  12. Sarge Chosen One

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  13. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    "You might have survived Cleveland. You might have escaped from New York. But this is L.A., vato. And you're about to find out that this ******* city can kill anybody!"
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  14. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Oh my God! I've killed Robert Wagner!
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  15. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    "All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed! Casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. All right, look, you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living."
  16. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Oh, Jesus. Don't do that, honey. You don't want to see mommy lying in a cigar box covered with licorice.
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  17. Sarge Chosen One

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    FRREEEEEDOOOMMMM!!!
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  18. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    " I mean I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's ****** up. That ain't my fault. It would appear to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ***** in the ass on a regular basis. If you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college ******** you're givin' me, I got two words for that: learn to ****** type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****** surprise.
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  19. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Milton...? Jeannie is being wooed by an incredibly handsome and worldly fellow... named Milton?
  20. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    Gimme a Diablo sandwich, a Dr. Peppah, and make it fast- I'm in a goddamned hurry!
  21. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I'll swallow your soul!
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  22. Sarge Chosen One

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    I don't see how that's a party.
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  23. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    "'Shall we play a game?' ... It's from a movie..."
    "Yeah, I saw it..."
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  24. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    "Well, the question is, how can you know anything about an extinct ecosystem? And therefore, how could you ever assume that you can control it? You have plants in this building that are poisonous; you picked them because they look good. But these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they're in, and they'll defend themselves, violently if necessary."
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  25. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    You know, before you opened your mouth, I actually entertained the possibility of ******* you one last time.