Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.
This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ***!
Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.
"Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
Cause she's got a great ass, and you got your head all the way up it.
They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.
"You mean if he gets outta there."
"'If'? 'If' is good."
Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.
I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy!
He died, John. He died for you. We all die for you.
How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
You don't have any cats. I like that.
I don't know about you Miss Kitty, but I've never felt so naughty.
"You might have survived Cleveland. You might have escaped from New York. But this is L.A., vato. And you're about to find out that this ******* city can kill anybody!"
Oh my God! I've killed Robert Wagner!
"All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed! Casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. All right, look, you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living."
Oh, Jesus. Don't do that, honey. You don't want to see mommy lying in a cigar box covered with licorice.
" I mean I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's ****** up. That ain't my fault. It would appear to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ***** in the ass on a regular basis. If you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college ******** you're givin' me, I got two words for that: learn to ****** type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****** surprise.
Milton...? Jeannie is being wooed by an incredibly handsome and worldly fellow... named Milton?
Gimme a Diablo sandwich, a Dr. Peppah, and make it fast- I'm in a goddamned hurry!
I'll swallow your soul!
I don't see how that's a party.
"'Shall we play a game?' ... It's from a movie..."
"Yeah, I saw it..."
"Well, the question is, how can you know anything about an extinct ecosystem? And therefore, how could you ever assume that you can control it? You have plants in this building that are poisonous; you picked them because they look good. But these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they're in, and they'll defend themselves, violently if necessary."
You know, before you opened your mouth, I actually entertained the possibility of ******* you one last time.