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JCC ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ***!
     
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  2. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.
     
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  3. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
     
  4. Darth_Furio

    Darth_Furio Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Cause she's got a great ass, and you got your head all the way up it.
     
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  5. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.
     
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  6. Padawan Fangirl

    Padawan Fangirl Jedi Padawan star 3

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    "You mean if he gets outta there."

    "'If'? 'If' is good."

    Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.
     
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  7. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy!
     
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  8. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    He died, John. He died for you. We all die for you.
     
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  9. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Apr 23, 2007
    How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
     
  10. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Aug 11, 2004
    You don't have any cats. I like that.
     
  11. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    I don't know about you Miss Kitty, but I've never felt so naughty.
     
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  12. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    Chappieeeeeee!!!!!
     
  13. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "You might have survived Cleveland. You might have escaped from New York. But this is L.A., vato. And you're about to find out that this ******* city can kill anybody!"
     
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  14. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Oh my God! I've killed Robert Wagner!
     
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  15. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed! Casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. All right, look, you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living."
     
  16. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Oh, Jesus. Don't do that, honey. You don't want to see mommy lying in a cigar box covered with licorice.
     
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  17. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    FRREEEEEDOOOMMMM!!!
     
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  18. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    " I mean I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's ****** up. That ain't my fault. It would appear to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ***** in the ass on a regular basis. If you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college ******** you're givin' me, I got two words for that: learn to ****** type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****** surprise.
     
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  19. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Milton...? Jeannie is being wooed by an incredibly handsome and worldly fellow... named Milton?
     
  20. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oct 23, 1999
    Gimme a Diablo sandwich, a Dr. Peppah, and make it fast- I'm in a goddamned hurry!
     
  21. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    I'll swallow your soul!
     
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  22. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    I don't see how that's a party.
     
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  23. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Nov 12, 2012
    "'Shall we play a game?' ... It's from a movie..."
    "Yeah, I saw it..."
     
  24. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "Well, the question is, how can you know anything about an extinct ecosystem? And therefore, how could you ever assume that you can control it? You have plants in this building that are poisonous; you picked them because they look good. But these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they're in, and they'll defend themselves, violently if necessary."
     
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  25. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You know, before you opened your mouth, I actually entertained the possibility of ******* you one last time.