Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

You talkin' to me?

 

I've got two jobs. I've discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest.

 

"Good morning... good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

 

Take me... to... the volcano!

 

Guys, guys, check this out! Walk the doooooooooog! Pretty cool, huh? And next—AROUND THE WORLD! *klonk klonk klonk*

 

Art history teaches us that lipstick is meant to symbolise the inner labia. My lips are naturally colourful.

 

That door was a little sticky. I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD40.

 

Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

 

Talk to me, Goose.

 

I can't believe we're eating Cantonese. Is there no Szechuan up here?

 

As your mother tells you, and my mother certainly told me, it is important, she always used to say, always to try new things.

 

Don't give me that 'life in the universe' crap, just give me something to blow up.

 

- You too, Wickity.
- Witwicky.
- Whatever.

 

Digitize me, Fred!

 

Der Führer does not say, "Achtung, baby."

 

I love tickets!

 

Oh look! Cows!

 

Goddamn foreign TV. I told ya we should've got a Zenith.

 

Now I'm standing too. A bunch of jackasses standing in a circle.

 

I must say, I don't believe I belong here with these rogues. I transferred from Yardale where I had a 4.0 grade point average.

 

What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach.

 

I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.

 

That ball wouldn't have been out in a lot of parks.

 

Ah, a bear in his natural habitat. A Studebaker!