Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.
Did I ever tell you I was the architect on the twin towers?
Yeah, right, man. Bishop should go. Good idea!
Who am I? I'm the unsilent majority, bigmouth.
"One does not simply walk into Mordor."
On the behalf of scientists everywhere, I am ashamed to count you amongst us, Fifield. Really.
We deal in lead, friend.
Who dare to wake me? Ain't gonna mame this a mystery. Don't wanna do time on your wishes three. Watch it, boy! You don't want to dis me! Or I'll dish out my misery. Now. who's that sorry wanna-be that disturbed my z's? If you wanna be number one, I'm sorry boy, that's been done! But if you got the itches for a sack of riches don't matter how avaricious, I'm the man that can grant your wishes! Hey, don't turn your butt on me! I'm the man of the ages, straight out of the pages. Hang on! I'm contagious, outrageous, spontaneous! You can't contain this. I am KAZAAM!
Cogito ergo est. I think, therefore you is.
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood... morning, Vietnammmmmmmmm!
You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all.
Oh captain, my captain.
Did you ever hear of Satanism, the worship of the devil, of evil? Herr Poelzig is a great modern priest of that ancient cult. And tonight in dark of the moon the rites of Lucifer are celebrated. And if I'm not mistaken he intends you to play a part in that ritual... a very important part.
You want to **** with me? You think you know bad, huh? You're a ******* CHOIR BOY compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!!!
Gone. Left a bit of a gap in my life, if I'm to be honest. I was rather hoping you would fill it. Join us.
You don't make friends with the foremast jacks, lad.
A heartwarming lesson about sharing or waiting your turn or the number three.
I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!
Of course, I have. You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you!
Who put the sticks up their butts? That is cruel!
God loves you anyway
You are no ape.