Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Well hello Mister Fancypants! Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and ****... and Jack left town.

 

Read any women's magazine and you'll find the same complaint over and over again: men are not interested in foreplay and they are hopeless in bed. They are selfish, greedy, clumsy, and unsophisticated. These complaints I can't help feeling are kind of ironic 'cause back then, all we wanted was foreplay and girls weren't interested. We were told not to even think about it. Foreplay changes from being something that boys want to do and girls don't, to something that women want and men can't be bothered with. The perfect couple, if you ask me, is the Cosmo woman and the fourteen-year old b-b-b-boy.

 

Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her or I'm beginning to like her!

 

I lost it. I lost it all; faith, dignity... about 15 pounds...

 

Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!

 

GIVE US US FREE

 

- Did she leave anything behind, maybe with her last name on it, like a receipt, a bill? A piece of luggage? Anything would help, really. Anything.
- I remember she sat on me.
- ... She... She sat on you?
- Yes, she sat on me for a while... I found her... inspiring. I guess that is why I started painting her in the first place.
- Ohhhh... you mean she sat for you.
- Yes, that's what I said.
-That's what you said, of course. Clearly.

 

I am the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper?

 

Most folks would rather hear a colorful lie over the truth any day.

 

Fine. Say, that's a nice bike.

 

It's a Sledgehammer.

 

Gort; klaatu, barada, nikto.

 

"I know what you're saying: where can I get these fine new items? Well, that's the gag! Chances are you've bought them already! So remember, spread a little sunshine, and put on a happy face! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

"Well, I don't want 'Fop', goddamnit! I'm a 'Dapper Dan' man!"

 

I should do something very extroverted and vengeful to you. Honestly, I'm too tired. So, I think I'll transfer you to the undergrowth department; brackens, shrubs, that sort of thing. With a 19% cut in salary backdated to the beginning of time.

 

O pointy birds, o pointy pointy / Anoint my head, anointy-nointy.

 

"It's true. This man has no ****. Well, that's what I heard!"

 

The only thing Antwan ever touched of mine was my hand, when he shook it. I met Antwan once -- at my wedding -- then never again. The truth is, nobody knows why Marsellus tossed Tony Rocky Horror out of that window except Marsellus and Tony Rocky Horror. But when you scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle.

 

I'm a cop you idiot!

 

I'd give real money if he'd shut up!

 

You painted a beautiful dream and shoved me into a nightmare.

 

"You broke your little ships."

 

"So, mister Tipton, how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit eating world twenty minutes?"

 

Solyent Green is people!