Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

"I'm kicking my ass, do you mind?!"

 

"I'll follow him around the Horn, and around the Norway maelstrom, and around perdition's flames before I give him up."

 

Don't wait for the translation! Answer me now!

 

"The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."

 

"An interesting, if cryptic response."

 

It's all in the reflexes.

 

"The kid's a natural."

 

Dodson! We've got Dodson here!

 

Nicolas! Cage them!

 

"Soooo... that would make Bethany part black?"

 

Those aren't pillows!!!

 

What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

 

You've got six bogies heading toward you! [sneezes on the radar screen] Oh my God, a dozen more of them! And a blimp, a big, shiny blimp and it's slowly moving south!

 

You go be a journalist! I will kick ass.

 

She wasn't kissing your face, my love.

 

"Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?"

 

Nothing. What's a motto with you?

 

What's in the bag? A shark or something?

 

Why so serious?

 

You said I'm boring. My gun has two barrels. That's not boring.

 

What's with the knife? We havin' cake or something?

 

My father helped defeat Nazis. He worked on the Manhattan Project. A lot of people, including your professors at Brown, would call that being a hero.

 

No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some **** like that. You say "No Problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you wanna shine them on it's "Hasta la vista, baby."