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Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

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  1. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "I don't have money for a lawyer, okay! I bought a very expensive ring that I can't afford, then I gave the rest of my mother****ing money to Mother****er Jones!"
     
    DarthTunick , Dec 12, 2014
    #976
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  2. jedinightwing

    jedinightwing Jedi Master star 3

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    You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!
     
    jedinightwing, Dec 13, 2014
    #977
  3. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Vohnkar, step back!
     
    Healer_Leona , Dec 13, 2014
    #978
  4. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Chosen One star 8

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    What? It's a hat!
     
    BigAl6ft6, Dec 13, 2014
    #979
  5. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    How low can you get, giving Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve! What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Dec 13, 2014
    #980
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  6. PCCViking

    PCCViking 6x Wacky Wednesday Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    I should've sent it to the Marx brothers.
     
    PCCViking , Dec 13, 2014
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  7. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bull**** house if you want to. But you do NOT get to watch MY ******* TELEVISION SET!
     
    Violent Violet Menace, Dec 14, 2014
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  8. PCCViking

    PCCViking 6x Wacky Wednesday Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    You're a sad, strange little man.
     
    PCCViking , Dec 14, 2014
    #983
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  9. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    - That'll be seven dollars.
    - For a Coke? I can get blown for seven dollars!
     
    Violent Violet Menace, Dec 14, 2014
    #984
  10. PCCViking

    PCCViking 6x Wacky Wednesday Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    I'd give real money if he'd shut up!
     
    PCCViking , Dec 14, 2014
    #985
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  11. Jedi Merkurian

    Jedi Merkurian Future Films Rumor Naysayer star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    I'm sorry to report that Funboy won't be joining us, as he's come down with a sudden case of death.
     
    Jedi Merkurian , Dec 14, 2014
    #986
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  12. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    - You really think I look like Gerald Ford?
    - You both do.
     
    Violent Violet Menace, Dec 14, 2014
    #987
  13. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "Oh man, why don't you ****in' stop it? ****, this is too ****in' big for you, you know that? Who did the president, who killed Kennedy, **** man! It's a mystery! It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The ****in' shooters don't even know! Don't you get it?!"
     
    DarthTunick , Dec 14, 2014
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  14. blubeast1237

    blubeast1237 Jedi Master star 5

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    Lt kendrick ordered the code red because that's what you told Lt Kendrick to do.
     
    blubeast1237, Dec 14, 2014
    #989
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  15. PCCViking

    PCCViking 6x Wacky Wednesday Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Kramer, I've got to ask. When you dance with a panda, who leads?
     
    PCCViking , Dec 15, 2014
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  16. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa. It means what's up. So what the ****'s up?"
     
    DarthTunick , Dec 15, 2014
    #991
  17. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Why I gotta get the broke one?
     
    VadersLaMent, Dec 15, 2014
    #992
  18. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your... your pelvic sorcery!"
     
    DantheJedi, Dec 15, 2014
    #993
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  19. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Chosen One star 8

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    "I'm gonna tell mom on you."
    "Try it! See what you get for Christmas! Nothing. Snitches wind up in ditches, remember that."
     
    BigAl6ft6, Dec 15, 2014
    #994
  20. PCCViking

    PCCViking 6x Wacky Wednesday Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    -Do you believe him?
    -I don't believe anyone's 100% a ****.
    -No, do you believe he's here to help?
     
    PCCViking , Dec 16, 2014
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  21. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Since we seem to be out of witnesses, I thought I'd drink a little.
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Dec 16, 2014
    #996
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  22. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "In case you didn't notice I'm a mother****ing dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm?"
     
    DarthTunick , Dec 16, 2014
    #997
  23. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.
     
    Sarge, Dec 16, 2014
    #998
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  24. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "I got one plan, and that plan requires this frickin' quarnex battery, so FIGURE IT OUT!"
     
    DantheJedi, Dec 16, 2014
    #999
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  25. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    Oh, yeah, I'm about to share my coffee with the Washington Love Machine. No dice. You could spit in a Petri dish and start a whole new civilization.
     
    DarthRelaxus, Dec 17, 2014
    #1000
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