Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Enough from the clown!

 

"Good evening. Today is Wednesday, September the 24th, and this is my last broadcast. Yesterday I announced on this program that I was going to commit public suicide, admittedly an act of madness. Well, I'll tell you what happened: I just ran out of bull****. Am I still on the air? I really don't know any other way to say it other than I just ran out of bull****. Bull**** is all the reasons we give for living. And if we can't think up any reasons of our own, we always have the God bull****. We don't know why we're going through all this pointless pain, humiliation, decays, so there better be someone somewhere who does know. That's the God bull****. And then, there's the noble man bull****; that man is a noble creature that can order his own world; who needs God? Well, if there's anybody out there that can look around this demented slaughterhouse of a world we live in and tell me that man is a noble creature, believe me: That man is full of bull****. I don't have anything going for me. I haven't got any kids. And I was married for thirty-three years of shrill, shrieking fraud. So I don't have any bull**** left. I just ran out of it, you see.?"

 

-Stop it! You're killing them!
- That's the idea.

 

Let's show this prehistoric ***** how we do things downtown.

 

This far, no farthur! And I will make them pay for what they've done!

 

Don't wait for the translation! Answer me now!

 

Come on, let's be real: you're clean! But you stay hopeless and confused. Well, keep polishing those skills. And I'll take the heat. 'Cause I got some needs of my own. When I touch my wife, I like it better if her skin doesn't crawl. My wife hurts. I need to be able to say 'What's wrong, honey? Something I can do?' And I love you. So **** me, right?

 

You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.

 

"Thank you for giving that letter to the cops. I forgot I asked you to do it, but it's a good thing you did, or 'Santa's Little Helper' would have plugged his ass. And now the cops know I wrote it, which is gonna keep my ass out of jail. That, plus everyone agreeing that the Phoenix police department shooting an unarmed Santa was even more ****ed up than Rodney King. Cops are treating me like ****ing royalty, which is new in my experience. They're making me a sensitivity counselor so that tragedies like this would never again embarrass the department."

 

'cuz I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy.

 

He branched off.

 

"Victims of the almighty Sarlacc: His excellency hopes that you will die, honourably. But should any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas."

 

Is it safe?

 

He put a dog in my pants. He put a live dog in my pants. No one's ever done that to me before!

 

Welcome to Fright Night. For real.

 

Aziz! Light!


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Battery, Aziz....

 

I'm surrounded by idiots.

 

...matches your nipples.

 

Did you hear that, my pet? All these years, they've been looking for a baby!

 

This flame, like all flames, represents the light and darkness. It also represents the uncertainty of life and its delicacy. It also represents a penis.