Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

-Rachel's told me everything about you.
-I certainly hope not.

 

"Urgency does not call for changing methods that work, for methods that do not work."

 

Why would I doctor the books to improve the overall test scores of the student body just so I could collect bonus funds from the state which I willfully misappropriated in order to pay off large gambling debts? It just doesn't add up!

 

-Holy rusted metal, Batman!
-Huh?
-The metal. It's full of holes.

 

I eat green berets for breakfast, and right now, I'm very hungry!

 

-I want a car. Chicks dig the car.
-This is why Superman works alone.

 

I intend to assist in the effort to reestablish communication with Starfleet. However, if crew morale is better by me roaming the halls weeping, I shall gladly defer to your medical expertise.

 

I am not our father.

 

No, Dracula's one specific vampire.

 

Oh, Dillon. You stay here.

 

" What... are you nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. Gotta go to a place I can get a shot and a beer, steak, maybe, not more ****in' pancakes, c'mon."

 

- I thought you said you didn't believe in torture?
- This is punishment. It's a very different thing.

 

-So, you came back to die with your city.
-No, I came back to stop you.

 

So you live to die another day?

 

I bet that Klingon ***** killed her father.

 

Boooooooonesaaaaw is riiiiieadyyyy!

 

How about a magic trick? I shall make this pencil disappear.

 

Its just the right size.......... for me that is.

 

-When I was seven, you know what my father said to me?
-Get out!
-No, before that.

 

We came, we saw, we kicked it's a**.

 

That KID is on the ESCALATOR again!

 

She's as crazy as the old man.