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Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. Chancellor Yoda

    Chancellor Yoda Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    In case of a emergency the exits are, here,here,here,here,here,here,here,here anywhere.
     
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  2. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    "Your name is Latrine?'
    "We changed it in the 9th century. It used to be ****house."
     
  3. Chancellor Yoda

    Chancellor Yoda Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of ****.
     
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  4. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    "Yeah, kids are afraid of the dark."
    "So are you, Marv."
     
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  5. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    JTS EDIT: Language
     
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  6. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    -"Hey kid, what's eating you?"
    "-Nothing. He's at the top of the food chain!"
     
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  7. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Chosen One star 8

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    Want some candy?
     
  8. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    The way Dr. Schoonbacher spoke of you, it was as though you could walk on water! Now I know why. **** floats!
     
  9. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    -"So you took care of him, did you? Dead as a door nail. I believe those were your EXACT words!"
     
  10. morrison85

    morrison85 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Despite my privileged upbringing, I'm actually quite well-balanced. I have a chip on both shoulders.
     
  11. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    -Hey, it's me.
    -Prove it.
    -You're a ****.
    -OK.
     
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  12. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    AAAAAAAARRRRRRRMY TRAINING, SIR!
     
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  13. Chancellor Yoda

    Chancellor Yoda Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    And where were you, photographing squirrels? Your fired!
     
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  14. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    I'll think of you dead until my husband makes you so, then I'll think on you no more.
     
  15. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Who disturbs my slumber?
     
  16. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    -are you a terrorist?
    -no
    -that's the kind of thing a terrorist would say
     
  17. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    I'll pay for this! You'll pay for this!
     
  18. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    So when were you convinced that the Soviets stole your bike?
     
  19. Chancellor Yoda

    Chancellor Yoda Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Jul 25, 2014
    You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil!
     
  20. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    I can't stand to be asked the same question three times, it just irritates me
     
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  21. Flapjack4

    Flapjack4 Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 6, 2014
    ...what happened is, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of, well he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little... funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing...
     
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  22. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    'Ere we go again, scrape scrape screech screech, an' never a tune y' can dance to.
     
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  23. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "They've got Pentangeli. That's all I can tell you. I didn't know it was gonna be a hit, Mike. I swear to God, I didn't know it was gonna be a hit. Johnny Ola bumped into me in Beverly Hills, and he said that he wanted to talk. He said that you and - and Roth were in on a - a big deal together and that there was something in it for me if I could help 'em out. He said that - He said that you were bein' tough on the negotiations, but if they could get a little help and close the deal fast, it'd be good for the family."
     
  24. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Jun 12, 2014
    -I have an army.
    -We have a Hulk.
     
  25. AndyLGR

    AndyLGR Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    May 1, 2014
    No ticket
     
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