JCC ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. TiniTinyTony Force Ghost

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    You switched the samples.
  2. Jobertus Jedi Grand Master

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    He was the guy who smashed my car up. It was brand new. Then he backed-up over my mother's wrist. She's elderly... and uses her wrist a lot.
  3. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    When I buy a book, I read the last page first. That way, if I die before I finish it, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.
  4. Grievousdude Jedi Grand Master

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    Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!
  5. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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  6. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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  7. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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  8. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Solyent Green.... Is people!!!!
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  9. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Look at my eyes? Now, how am I gonna look at my own eyes?
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  10. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Shut that ****'* mouth or else I'll come over there and **** start her head!
  11. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
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    No I'm not ok! I'm hurt, gotta get a new job.
  12. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but so is high school.
  13. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    She's been ****** more times than she's had a hot meal.
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  14. tom Chosen One

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    i shot marvin in the face.
  15. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
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    I don't want to get into a semantic argument about it I just want the protein.
  16. Jobertus Jedi Grand Master

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    And to the, to the gentleman who's appendix I took out, I...I'm, I don't know what to say, if it's any consolation I... I may still have it somewhere around the house.
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  17. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Why is he swearing...? We're trying to help you, sir!
  18. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    I want to hear him confess, himself. Then maybe... maybe...
  19. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe **** yourself.
  20. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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  21. Jobertus Jedi Grand Master

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    My brother beat me. My sister beat my brother. My father beat my sister and my brother and me. My mother beat my father and my sister and me and my brother. The neighbors beat our family. The people down the block beat the neighbors and our family.
  22. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
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  23. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with light coming out of his mouth!
  24. Jobertus Jedi Grand Master

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    Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it.
  25. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the ****ing charge for getting pushed out of a moving car? Jaywalking?
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