Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Abu! Abu, this isn't the time to panic! Start panicking!

 

"You've seen plywood sets that look like the inside. Our beryllium sphere is... is wire with plaster around it. And our digital conveyor is... it's Christmas tree lights. It's a decoration. It's all fake. Just like me."

 

Perhaps you've heard of Russian epic of Cinderella: if shoe fits, wear it.

 

This episode was badly written!!!

 

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

 

Could they be the miners?

 

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

 

You said it yourself, *****. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy.

 

"What are you doing?"

"Dance-off, bro. Me and you."

 

-But you said you'd let me live!
-Too true, and so you shall. Nothing better than live bait than to trap a bat.

 

There are only three great American writers: Mark Twain, J.D. Salinger and me. I'm Jonathan Flynn. Everything I write is a masterpiece.

 

I do share. I'm nice like that.

 

"I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer."

"Face it Kent, you threw up ON Dean Wormer."

 

I'm on Planet 'X' lookin' for a dweeb who wears green fatigues. He wears glasses.

 

You've heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team.

 

Stormin' Norman is on his weekly inspection.

 

Excuse me while I whip this out.

 

"You said you would kill me!"
"I lied."

 

"Can't you see this is the last act of a desperate man?"
"We don't care if it's the first act of Henry V, we're leaving."

 

"This story shall the good man teach his son, and Crispin Crispin shall ne'er go by from this day, till the ending of the world. But we in it shall be remember'd."

 

So be it, Jedi.

 

"Look! It's the old man from Scene Twenty-four!"

 

"Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!"

 

"My CPU is a neural-net processor; a learning computer. The more contact I have with humans, the more I learn."

 

"Quite an experience to live in fear, is it not? That's what it's like to be a slave."