Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Abby someone.

 

I suspect everyone, and I suspect no one!

 

General, would you care to step outside?

 

He'd make a very handsome throw rug.

 

walking carpet something something

 

Fire at will, commander.

 

"Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever."

 

"How many fingers am I holding up?"
"That's not very damn funny."

 

"Yeah, kids are scared of the dark."
"So are you, Marv."

 

"yeah, yeah. Clear the snakes out of the cockpit. Yeah."
"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE %$^&$%#@% SNAKES ON THIS %#$@%$@^@^!$ PLANE! Everybody strap in! I'm about to open a %$#^& window."

 

"Afghanistan banana stand."

 

"Have you ever fired two guns whilst leaping through the air?"

 

I'm through being Generous George.

 

I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

 

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

 

Why won't anybody go snorkeling with me?

 

If you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken.

 

Harrumph! Harrumph! I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy!

 

I knew it. I'm surrounded by ********!

 

You're nothing but a relic from a deleted timeline.

 

Big ba-da boom!

 

-What I am looking at? When did this happen in the movie?
-Now, sir. You're looking at now.
-What happened to then?
-We passed then.

 

When?
Now.
Now?
Go back to then.
I can't.
Why?
We missed it.
When?
Just now.
When will then be now?

 

-Hello, Marlene.
-I'm Charlene.
-Hello, Charlene.
-I'm Marlene.
-Chew your gum.

 

You've just told me a magnificent success story! Overlooking the fact that you're a liar, a thief, a traitor, and a whore, I don't see what should be bothering you!