Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Watch your future's end.

 

- Ah, there's the old Ziva I know. I missed you.
- I can tell.
- Don't flatter yourself. That's my knee.

 

-I'm just glad that thing had a knee.
-That wasn't his knee.

 

Those aren't pillows.

 

-Don't flatter yourself. He's a tired old man. He can't run this city without me. And besides, he doesn't know.

 

The secret I saw behind the door...
three irises...

 

Sleep well, and dream of large women.

 

"Roland thinks L.A. is a place for the brain-dead. He says, if you turned off the sprinklers, it would turn into a desert. But I think - I don't know, it's not what I expected. It's a place where they've taken a desert and turned it into their dreams. I've seen a lot of L.A. and I think it's also a place of secrets: secret houses, secret lives, secret pleasures. And no one is looking to the outside for verification that what they're doing is all right. So what do you say, Roland?"


"I still say it's a place for the brain-dead."

 

I have a braincloud.

 

-Let's show this prehistoric ***** how we do things downtown.

 

The girl tried to put a spell on me! I doubt a human could resist her. Fortunately, I am mighty.

 

-You never learn!
-Actually, I do.

 

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.

 

I'm Spartacus!

 

Hello, Vinnie. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check.

 

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Do you think it's taking the Lord's name in vain to say "oh my God" a whole bunch of times really fast like that?

 

Whoever brings it back would hold an eternal place atop the pantheon of explorers! He'd be able to experience--

Whoo! What just happened?

 

-Marty, you can't go around town dressed like that. You'll likely to be shot.
-Or hanged.

 

"You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around you're second best. You might as well learn to live with it."*


*I agree with Dave Foley that everyone should use this quote for real at least once in their life.

 

"Kill him. He's the one."
"Not me, you idiot, him!"

 

I'm smart and I'm your friend.

 

"It's retract the plank, not remove it."

 

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes