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JCC ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    You switched the samples.
     
  2. Jobertus

    Jobertus Jedi Knight star 3

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    He was the guy who smashed my car up. It was brand new. Then he backed-up over my mother's wrist. She's elderly... and uses her wrist a lot.
     
  3. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    When I buy a book, I read the last page first. That way, if I die before I finish it, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.
     
  4. Grievousdude

    Grievousdude Jedi Master star 4

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    Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!
     
  5. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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  6. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Oh no not the bees!
     
  7. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    IT'S A CLINKERRR!
     
  8. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Solyent Green.... Is people!!!!
     
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  9. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Look at my eyes? Now, how am I gonna look at my own eyes?
     
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  10. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Shut that ****'* mouth or else I'll come over there and **** start her head!
     
  11. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    No I'm not ok! I'm hurt, gotta get a new job.
     
  12. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but so is high school.
     
  13. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    She's been ****** more times than she's had a hot meal.
     
  14. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    i shot marvin in the face.
     
  15. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I don't want to get into a semantic argument about it I just want the protein.
     
  16. Jobertus

    Jobertus Jedi Knight star 3

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    And to the, to the gentleman who's appendix I took out, I...I'm, I don't know what to say, if it's any consolation I... I may still have it somewhere around the house.
     
  17. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Why is he swearing...? We're trying to help you, sir!
     
  18. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I want to hear him confess, himself. Then maybe... maybe...
     
  19. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe **** yourself.
     
  20. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I suggest, amputation.
     
  21. Jobertus

    Jobertus Jedi Knight star 3

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    My brother beat me. My sister beat my brother. My father beat my sister and my brother and me. My mother beat my father and my sister and me and my brother. The neighbors beat our family. The people down the block beat the neighbors and our family.
     
  22. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
     
  23. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with light coming out of his mouth!
     
  24. Jobertus

    Jobertus Jedi Knight star 3

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    Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it.
     
  25. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the ****ing charge for getting pushed out of a moving car? Jaywalking?