Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.
You switched the samples.
He was the guy who smashed my car up. It was brand new. Then he backed-up over my mother's wrist. She's elderly... and uses her wrist a lot.
When I buy a book, I read the last page first. That way, if I die before I finish it, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.
Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!
Oh no not the bees!
IT'S A CLINKERRR!
Solyent Green.... Is people!!!!
Look at my eyes? Now, how am I gonna look at my own eyes?
Shut that ****'* mouth or else I'll come over there and **** start her head!
No I'm not ok! I'm hurt, gotta get a new job.
You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but so is high school.
She's been ****** more times than she's had a hot meal.
i shot marvin in the face.
I don't want to get into a semantic argument about it I just want the protein.
And to the, to the gentleman who's appendix I took out, I...I'm, I don't know what to say, if it's any consolation I... I may still have it somewhere around the house.
Why is he swearing...? We're trying to help you, sir!
I want to hear him confess, himself. Then maybe... maybe...
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe **** yourself.
I suggest, amputation.
My brother beat me. My sister beat my brother. My father beat my sister and my brother and me. My mother beat my father and my sister and me and my brother. The neighbors beat our family. The people down the block beat the neighbors and our family.
My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with light coming out of his mouth!
Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it.
Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the ****ing charge for getting pushed out of a moving car? Jaywalking?