Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
We took 'em all, and frittered 'em away on food, and drink, and pleasurable company. But the food turned to ashes in our mouths, the drink did not satisfy, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust.
"That is one big pile of ****."
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.
A .357 magnum at close range, huh. Their heads must have looked like ripe melons. How about some cream pie?
hey guys. whoa, big gulps huh? alright. well see you later!
"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?!"
Leap that wall if you're so great.
It's not a space shuttle launch. It's sex.
Well if I'm acting like a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
"Cyrus, this is your barbecue, man, and it tastes good."
I know what a rusty trombone is; I used to be a stewardess.
There's a problem in the cockpit.
Christ, you're playing on a mono television?!
Well, don't worry, there's more to being a hero than owning a stereo TV.
(This one's actually from a videogame, but I found the fourth wall breaking advice funny.)
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring...except for the four *******s coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
Shut up, crime.
Maybe the knife..was too slow.
Now, Benson. I shall have to turn you into a dog for a while.
I'm going to hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style.
Seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.
Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.
So you're telling me there's a chance.
Wrist nub, wrist nub.
Anybody want a peanut?