JCC ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    Let off some steam, Bennett.
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  2. Sarge Chosen One

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    We took 'em all, and frittered 'em away on food, and drink, and pleasurable company. But the food turned to ashes in our mouths, the drink did not satisfy, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust.
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  3. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    "That is one big pile of ****."
  4. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.
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  5. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    A .357 magnum at close range, huh. Their heads must have looked like ripe melons. How about some cream pie?
  6. tom Chosen One

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    hey guys. whoa, big gulps huh? alright. well see you later!
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  7. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    "What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?!"
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  8. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Leap that wall if you're so great.
  9. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    It's not a space shuttle launch. It's sex.
  10. Heavy Isotope Jedi Grand Master

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    Well if I'm acting like a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
  11. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    "Cyrus, this is your barbecue, man, and it tastes good."
  12. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    I know what a rusty trombone is; I used to be a stewardess.
  13. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    There's a problem in the cockpit.
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  14. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Christ, you're playing on a mono television?!
    ...
    Well, don't worry, there's more to being a hero than owning a stereo TV.



    (This one's actually from a videogame, but I found the fourth wall breaking advice funny.)
    Last edited by Violent Violet Menace, Jan 30, 2014
  15. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring...except for the four *******s coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
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  16. heels1785 Jedi Draft Commissioner

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  17. Heavy Isotope Jedi Grand Master

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  18. heels1785 Jedi Draft Commissioner

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    Maybe the knife..was too slow.
  19. FRAGWAGON Force Ghost

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    Now, Benson. I shall have to turn you into a dog for a while.
  20. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    I'm going to hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style.
  21. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.
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  22. Jobertus Jedi Grand Master

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    Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.
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  23. amidalachick Force Ghost

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    So you're telling me there's a chance.
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  24. Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA•

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  25. TiniTinyTony Force Ghost

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    Anybody want a peanut?
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