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JCC ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    Let off some steam, Bennett.
     
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  2. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    We took 'em all, and frittered 'em away on food, and drink, and pleasurable company. But the food turned to ashes in our mouths, the drink did not satisfy, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust.
     
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  3. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "That is one big pile of ****."
     
  4. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.
     
  5. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    A .357 magnum at close range, huh. Their heads must have looked like ripe melons. How about some cream pie?
     
  6. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    hey guys. whoa, big gulps huh? alright. well see you later!
     
  7. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?!"
     
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  8. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Leap that wall if you're so great.
     
  9. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    It's not a space shuttle launch. It's sex.
     
  10. Heavy Isotope

    Heavy Isotope Jedi Knight star 4

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    Well if I'm acting like a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
     
  11. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "Cyrus, this is your barbecue, man, and it tastes good."
     
  12. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I know what a rusty trombone is; I used to be a stewardess.
     
  13. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    There's a problem in the cockpit.
     
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  14. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Christ, you're playing on a mono television?!
    ...
    Well, don't worry, there's more to being a hero than owning a stereo TV.



    (This one's actually from a videogame, but I found the fourth wall breaking advice funny.)
     
  15. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring...except for the four *******s coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
     
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  16. heels1785

    heels1785 JCC/PT/New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    'ello, beastie.
     
  17. Heavy Isotope

    Heavy Isotope Jedi Knight star 4

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    Shut up, crime.
     
  18. heels1785

    heels1785 JCC/PT/New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Maybe the knife..was too slow.
     
  19. FRAGWAGON

    FRAGWAGON Jedi Master star 4

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    Now, Benson. I shall have to turn you into a dog for a while.
     
  20. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I'm going to hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style.
     
  21. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.
     
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  22. Jobertus

    Jobertus Jedi Knight star 3

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    Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.
     
  23. amidalachick

    amidalachick Jedi Master star 5

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    So you're telling me there's a chance.
     
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  24. Sebulba-X

    Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA• star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Wrist nub, wrist nub.
     
  25. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony Super Bowl Pick 'Em Winner star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Anybody want a peanut?
     
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