JCC ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Nov 20, 2012
    star 7
    I like scotch. Scotch scotch scotch.
  2. slightly_unhinged Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 28, 2014
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    Bunch of slack-jawed ******s around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
  3. burrisjedimaster1 Force Ghost

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    Jul 31, 2002
    star 4
    Wait up, girls; I got a salami I gotta hide still.
  4. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
    star 9
    Yeah I know, I have one just like it in my living room.
  5. Jobertus Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 31, 2012
    star 3
    It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
  6. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
    star 9
    Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.
  7. Sarge Chosen One

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    Oct 4, 1998
    star 4
    This is my weak arm.
  8. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Nov 20, 2012
    star 7
    Name's Sex Machine. Nice to meet you.
  9. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Apr 23, 2007
    star 5
    Time to nut up or shut up.
  10. Jobertus Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 31, 2012
    star 3
    There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature.
  11. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
    star 9
    What a place to end up - a minor planet in a third-rate galaxy.
  12. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Aug 11, 2004
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  13. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    Aug 23, 2009
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    We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.
  14. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    Jul 30, 2009
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    You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****** up maybe,
    but I'm funny how, I mean funny like a clown... I amuse you?
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  15. Sarge Chosen One

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    Oct 4, 1998
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    He rode a blazing saddle
    He wore a shining star
    His job to offer battle
    To bad men near and far
    He conquered fear and he conquered hate
    He turned dark night into day
    He made his blazing saddle
    A torch to light the way
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  16. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    Aug 23, 2009
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    Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.
  17. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Aug 11, 2004
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    Put it this way; you're a black guy in Boston. You don't need any help from me to be completely ****ed.
  18. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Mar 4, 2011
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    I must sacrifice you. But I love you and I need you.
  19. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    May 4, 2003
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    Yeah. You get all the status, and I ain't got nothing but the quo.
  20. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Aug 11, 2004
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    I think they're coordinates, chief.
  21. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Apr 27, 2005
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    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  22. Alpha-Red Force Ghost

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    Apr 25, 2004
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    You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
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  23. FRAGWAGON Force Ghost

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    Nov 3, 2012
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    Your body was an empty desert which duty forced me to wander in alone.
  24. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

    Game Host
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    Nov 26, 2000
    star 10
    "It's blue. The goddamn pen is blue!"
  25. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Dec 14, 2000
    star 9
    You can't dust for vomit.
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