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JCC ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I like scotch. Scotch scotch scotch.
     
  2. slightly_unhinged

    slightly_unhinged Jedi Master star 4

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    Bunch of slack-jawed ******s around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
     
  3. burrisjedimaster1

    burrisjedimaster1 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Wait up, girls; I got a salami I gotta hide still.
     
  4. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Yeah I know, I have one just like it in my living room.
     
  5. Jobertus

    Jobertus Jedi Knight star 3

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    It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
     
  6. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.
     
  7. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    This is my weak arm.
     
  8. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Name's Sex Machine. Nice to meet you.
     
  9. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Time to nut up or shut up.
     
  10. Jobertus

    Jobertus Jedi Knight star 3

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    There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature.
     
  11. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    What a place to end up - a minor planet in a third-rate galaxy.
     
  12. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Your actual name is McLovin'?
     
  13. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.
     
  14. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****** up maybe,
    but I'm funny how, I mean funny like a clown... I amuse you?
     
  15. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    He rode a blazing saddle
    He wore a shining star
    His job to offer battle
    To bad men near and far
    He conquered fear and he conquered hate
    He turned dark night into day
    He made his blazing saddle
    A torch to light the way
     
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  16. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.
     
  17. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Put it this way; you're a black guy in Boston. You don't need any help from me to be completely ****ed.
     
  18. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I must sacrifice you. But I love you and I need you.
     
  19. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    Yeah. You get all the status, and I ain't got nothing but the quo.
     
  20. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    I think they're coordinates, chief.
     
  21. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  22. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
     
  23. FRAGWAGON

    FRAGWAGON Jedi Master star 4

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    Your body was an empty desert which duty forced me to wander in alone.
     
  24. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "It's blue. The goddamn pen is blue!"
     
  25. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You can't dust for vomit.
     
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