Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.
I like scotch. Scotch scotch scotch.
Bunch of slack-jawed ******s around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Wait up, girls; I got a salami I gotta hide still.
Yeah I know, I have one just like it in my living room.
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.
This is my weak arm.
Name's Sex Machine. Nice to meet you.
Time to nut up or shut up.
There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature.
What a place to end up - a minor planet in a third-rate galaxy.
Your actual name is McLovin'?
We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****** up maybe,
but I'm funny how, I mean funny like a clown... I amuse you?
He rode a blazing saddle
He wore a shining star
His job to offer battle
To bad men near and far
He conquered fear and he conquered hate
He turned dark night into day
He made his blazing saddle
A torch to light the way
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.
Put it this way; you're a black guy in Boston. You don't need any help from me to be completely ****ed.
I must sacrifice you. But I love you and I need you.
Yeah. You get all the status, and I ain't got nothing but the quo.
I think they're coordinates, chief.
You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
Your body was an empty desert which duty forced me to wander in alone.
"It's blue. The goddamn pen is blue!"
You can't dust for vomit.