Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

"Fifty thousand. No less."

 

"I found some cigarettes. I found them all the way at the bottom of my pack. See? We're still alive cuz we're smoking."

 

"If you still don't trust me, I'll pull down your pants."

 

"Do you know how I got these scars?"
"No, but I know how you got these!"

 

Score one for the Zipper.

 

"Guys, relax. It's only halftime."

 

"You know, Remer. Someday, I'm gonna own a big sports bar."

 

"Well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back you know."

 

"Ladies and gentlemen, our Corporate Anthem."

 

"Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D. I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

 

"Well, please let your sister know that here on Earth, reading minds? Very rude."

 

"And as you can see, I'm a lot happier."

 

"You got my note!"
"Well, I got a note."

 

Oh my God, they cut off his bowling fingers!

 

"That's the spirit, Thing. Lend a hand."

 

"I knocked him over the head so he wouldn't get hurt."

 

"Will someone give me a hand?"
"I already have."

 

"Turn this tub around. You're taking me to Tokyo!"

 

"Hey, it's me."

 

"I saw what I saw when I saw it!"

 

Man who can catch flies with chopsticks can do anything.

 

- Hey, what's BJ stand for? Hah?
- Bradley James. Stands for Bradley James. But I... I like BJ.
- We all do, kid. But it's one thing to get one and another to be called one.

 

"Punctual, even for his own funeral. Boys! Kill the bat!"

 

I am not an animal! I am a human being!

 

"This is why Superman works alone."