Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

"Gotham City always brings a smile to my face."

 

"You don't want me! I am a mess of impure thoughts!"

 

"So, this is what Dumbledore sends his brave defender: a song bird and an old hat."

 

Only I can live forever.

 

"You Rebel scum."

 

"Thank you for a memorable afternoon. Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."

 

The dude abides.

 

Time not important. Only life important

 

there is no dana, only zuul.

 

"No-no-no. Turn around. Do it... doucement. Do it... very slowly.

Who wrote this * * * *?! Harry?"

 

Just the fax, ma'am.

 

"Gandhi II! No more Mr. Passive Resistance!"

 

"Qualifications?"
"Stampeding cattle."
"That's not much of a crime."
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinky! Sign here."

 

- What are you still doing with her?
- I've got it under control.
- You sure about that?
- I'm just giving her the boyfriend experience, that's all.
- What if she falls in love with you, you're just gonna break her heart?
- Relax, she's gonna be the one to dump me. She'll get tired of me in a month.
- Well, what if she doesn't?
- That would be a first!

 

I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner.

 

"Would you like a lesson, sir, in the rules of war? Or perhaps your children would."

 

"My hash!"

 

"It's not about money. It's about sending a message: everything burns."

 

We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!

 

"The only mistake I made was making a sniveling weasel like you Secretary of Defense."

 

I've always been a quick healer.

 

"How do I feel? Old. Worn out."

 

I feel... young!

 

"I'm sorry. I haven't worked in a bathhouse. I don't know how to scrub a woman's back."

 

"What I want is righteousness! But I'll settle for revenge."