Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.
You were up at the crack of dawn watching a dog poop.
You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way! And that's how you get Capone.
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it.
He's a sailor; in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
Doctor, question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia - a no-brainer, right? Cause this is where the Mayflower landed. Not so. It turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere down in the West Indies. Little known fact.
Don't **** with daddy.
I don't think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded like that. I told my proctologist one time, "Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?"
You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.
"THEY CAME FROM BEHIND!"
Death by stereo!
Never give up! Never surrender.
To Infinity and Beyond!
I am not liking enough of these posts.
Get to the... Chopper!!!
You're no guard.
That's no moon.
Easy, Miss. I've got you.
Your Grandpa hit him with the car and brought him into the house. He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy, and my heart just went out to him.
Nazis, I hate these guys.
Tell them that joke you know.
Break the deal, face the wheel.
Shoot the hostage.
Put your hand in the box!