Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

"Word of Advice: Don't clean DNA vials with your spit."

 

It's log, it's log
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood
It's log, it's log
It's better than bad, it's good

 

"There's one British nanny who won't be singing Chim Chim Cher-ee."

 

I am not a merry man!

 

"I like my species the way it is."

 

"I once told a man to go screw himself. Can you even imagine?"

 

"It was a big rock."

 

I got the fever, and the only cure, is more cowbell.

 

"You lazy, good-for-nothing-"
"SHUT UP!"
"thiiingthiiingthiiingthiiing..."

 

Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?!

 

"Romulan!"

 

Die.

 

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

 

"And that's the name of that tune."

 

"Billy, there's a Nazi at the door for you,"

 

"Oh, it's a scythe!"

 

This case, this case is built on emotion, on anger, bitterness, vengeance, but most of all it's built on shame. It's about the shame of what we did to ourselves back on that planet. It's about the guilt of those of us who ran away, who ran away. And we are trying to dump all of that guilt and all that shame onto one man, and then flush him out the airlock, and just hope that that gets rid of it all. So that we can live with ourselves. But that won't work. That won't work. That's not justice, not to me. Not to me.

 

"What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!"

 

"Personally, I think that's one hell of a bird."

 

Time for some thrilling heroics.

 

"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of Arcade Fire?!"

 

"Yes, I'm sure the CIA will be impressed when they shoot you."

 

I beamed them into the Klingons' engine room, where they'll be no tribble at all.

 

"The name: Dr. Richard Kimble. The destination: Death Row, State Prison. The irony: Richard Kimble is innocent."

 

Seven of Nine: "We are Borg."
Tuvok: "I'll take that as a yes."

Later...
Seven of Nine: "We are Borg."
Tuvok: "Naturally."