Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

make it so number one.

 

"Hermetically sealed...mayonnaise jar...Funk & Wagnall's front porch..."

 

"Have you ever lied to us?"
"No."
"Last question, Dolores. Would you ever hurt a living thing?"
"No. Of course not."

 

"You're a very silly man, and I'm not going to interview you now."

 

Easy as eating pancakes.

 

"Your agonizer, please."

 

Sold to the blue man in the good shoes!

 

My brain hurts!

It will have to come out Mr. Gumby!

 

It's MORPHING TIME!

 

"Can you describe the ruckus sir?"

 

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

 

"Back in St. Olaf..."

 

That was easy! I should have married this!

 

LOOK UPON YOUR EXECUTIONERS, KILLER OF CHILDREN!!!

 

"I prefer a vehicle that doesn't harm Mother Earth. It's a Go-Kart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction."

 

I see nothing! I know nothing!

 

"Guards! (clapclap) Seize them!"

 

there's an old Italian saying ''you ***k up once you lose two teeth''

 

They're real, and they're spectacular!

 

"Get out of my face, clown."
"Which one?"

 

"That's right, Mr. Duke. We're not your kind of people. We don't go around yanking other men's ex-wives' upper arms."

 

The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man, trying to send back soup in a deli.

 

"I prefer to call that strike one."

 

I did not have sexual relations with that cylon.

 

Somebody tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back. That's a dumb planet.