Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

"And microbrain. Growl for me to show you still care."

 

"Risk...risk is our business."

 

M5. This unit must survive.

 

"Who wants a warm martini?"

 

"Fool! Do you want the Federation as our enemy?"
"No."
(third person) "At least not yet, but when the time comes we will deal with the Federation and Captain Picard."

 

Seventeen years old and dating a Dabo girl? Godspeed, Jake.

 

If you hurt her, I'll beat you to death with a shovel.

 

I have the worst ****ing lawyer.

 

"Under one condition: lay off the South Side."
"Keep this up, and I'll be on you from all sides. North, south, east and west."

 

"Little Chocolate Donuts: the donuts of champions."

 

"I would say ladies first, but since we don't have any, heh, we'll start with you, Pam."

 

The Binford 3000 Macrowave! It's got 3 settings: Hot, Really Hot, and Split Your Own Atoms.

Do not look directly at the potato.

 

"You are not eymorg. You are not morg. What are you?"

 

Brain and brain! What is brain?!

 

What is this?! She gets a raise and I'm the one who works there!

 

"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world."

 

"Narf!'

 

yeah mr. white! yeah science!

 

"Oooooooh! What does this button do?"

 

Sorry about that, Chief.

 

"Don't call me Chief!"

 

"When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping."

 

"Missed it by that much!"

 

Ring ring! Pick up the clue phone!

 

"What do you think, sirs?"