Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

"Book em Danno"

 

"That's what you had to tell me? That your uncle jumps in the pool with shoes on?"

 

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

 

"no whammies, no whammies, no whammies. STOP!!!"

 

"Now, now, Draco, play nicely."

 

"YOU! Are a BLAB-BER-MOUTH! A BLAB-BER-MOUTH! YOU! BLABBERMOUTH! OUT!"

 

And so Winnie and I had our one slow dance after all.

 

"My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you."

 

"Kneel... before Kal-El!"

 

"Up your nose with a rubber hose."

 

The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on my snout

 

"Get out of my face, you clown."
"Which one?"

 

I am the one who knocks!

 

"Say nuclear wessels!"
"No."

 

"Well if it isn't Number Two?"

 

"JETSON! YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU'RRRRRRRRE FIRED!"

 

It was on Wikipedia, so it must be true!

 

Makin' their way the only way they know how
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
Racin' the curves, climbin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em
But the law never will

Looks like them Duke boys are fixin' to be in a whole heap o' trouble!

 

"You just look like you took an incredible shot to the head."

 

"I don't like those paper tissues with the lotion on them. You move in to blow your nose, you think you've done it already!"

 

5-8, this is Queen 6, transmission received. Relayed to Pegasus theater command, good work these are vital reports. Keep up the good work. *turns* Do not EVER make them think they are NOT needed.

 

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

 

"The tribe has spoken. You must bring me your torch."