Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

"Laddie, don't you think you oughtta rephrase that?"
"You're right. I should. I didn't mean to say the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. What I meant to say was that it should be hauled away as garbage!"

 

"A teddy bear?!"
"Not precisely, Doctor. On Vulcan, the teddy bears are alive, and they have six inch fangs."

 

"Scotty! You've just earned your pay for the week."

 

"There's only one king... And when you come at the king, you best not miss."

 

Only one Earth captain has ever beaten a Minbari warship. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you want to live, be somewhere else.

 

I love Delenn

 

"It's called marriage."

 

"You may now kiss the bride"

 

"I don't think so, Tim."

 

"There's no such thing as the Vulcan death grip."

 

"Duck's off. Sorry!"

 

"I threw a rock at him! It was a big rock!"

 

He had his ring off for ten minutes. It truly never ends for you, Raymond!

 

"Record? Is someone supposed to be writing this down?"

 

"I am not entirely familiar with the settings of Romulan disruptor weapons."

 

It's always about the blood.

 

"You and I don't need words to understand each other."

 

"It's a fa-a-a-a-ake!"

 

- Do you ever have one of those days where you feel like a tired old whore whose uterus is about to fall out?
- I think I'm in touch with that emotion.
- Really? I was just being dramatic; do tell.

 

"He likes it! Hey, Mikey!"

 

"And you know what? I can live with that. Computer, delete that entire personal log."

 

"We were on a BREAK!"

 

"Chandler's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!"

 

"Can I count on you? Will you stand together?"