Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

"You're speaking of yourself, Q, not Guinan."

 

"Take my Worf, please."

 

"I call it Mr. Blasty."

 

"The bed must be on the floor! The bed must be on the floor! The bed must be on the floor!"
(WHAM!)
"The bed is on my foot!"

 

You two are twits! T! W! I! T! S! Tweeeeeets!

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"Way to go, Probie."

 

We're not going to kill -- today!

 

Damn near my favorite Trek quote of all time.

"The World is doomed."

 

"What are you doing with that dog? I'm not talking about the puppy."

 

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

 

"Oh, Mr. Belpett. Your legs are so swollen."

 

I didn't hear you. Speak into the microphone! Doesn't work?! Got a back up right here!

 

But there are no distractions here. You can learn much from silence.

 

"And so it begins..."

 

"Today is a good day to die."
"It's never a good day to lose a friend."

 

"Let me guess: you're either lost or desperately searching for a good tailor."
"Guess again!"

 

It's an Earth food. They are called Swedish meatballs. It's a strange thing, but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs!

 

"There is a hole in your mind."
(CRACK! BOOM!!)

 

Then as you so concisely say, "boom."

 

"I believe Captain Sisko was rather fond of that ship."

 

"... but in purple I'm stunning!"

 

"Actually, I don't think Constable Odo has a mother."

 

"You have sided against us in battle. This we will not forgive or forget."