Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

We're all stories in the end. Make it a good one.

 

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!

 

In the game of Chess you must never let your opponent see your pieces.

 

"It's just as you prophesized! The planets of our solar system, incinerating. Like flaming globes, Sigmund. Like flaming globes."

 

Does she know she's an ad?

 

we have to go blaaaaaack

 

When my penis is inducted into the Penis Hall of Fame, it'll make the best acceptance speech ever, and you all will miss it!

 

"Live long and prosper...Promise!"

 

"If we knew god's will, we'd be gods wouldn't we?"

 

Let's get dangerous!

Suck gas, evildoer!

I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the checkwriter in the cash-only line of crime.

 

That's the dumbest human being on the planet.

 

I gotta work on my landings.

 

"And then Papa Bear said, 'Yeah? Well, you just keep it up, because this town is crawling with blondes with hot young bodies and daddy issues'."

 

"Prophecy is a guess that comes true. When it doesn't, it's a metaphor."

 

"If at first you don't succeed, nag, nag, nag."

 

"We were on a break."

 

Shh. It's the FBI, they're dumb not deaf.

 

I've always wanted to spend time in the city so nice they named it... Jacksonville!

 

"We ****ing time traveled, yes?"

(Doctor Who)

 

"Does Tuesday work for you, or are you gonna be too busy this week masturbating to old pictures of yourself?"

"I told you, that's not what was happening that time. I was masturbating to what the picture represented. You walked in at the worst possible moment!"

 

"I got a pair of tix to the 'Stones show this weekend. Wanna go?"

"The Rolling Stones?"

"What? Oh no n o no. The Mighty Mighty BosSTONES"

(BoJack Horseman - actually from the show, unlike my previous posts)

 

"Sometimes, a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor."

 

"Now we must wait for the giant aliens."

 

Smeg!

 

They're tying him to a stake...

It's Winnie the Pooh!

He's refusing the blinfold...

That's something no-one should ever have to see.