Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by halibut, Mar 24, 2008.
Ahh Master Yoda, may I be the first to wish you happy Pancake and Waffle Day!
Mesa burned maybe, one or two waffles.
No, I am your waffle.
Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the pancake; now *I* am the waffle.
Obi-Wan: Only a master of crepes, Darth.
[they throw syrup at each other]
That's no pancake, that's a waffle!
Might as well lock this now
Look sir, pancakes.
where'd you dig up that old waffle?
Chef, sir...I've been wondering...what are mini-pancakes?
Mini-pancakes are a microcopic batter that reside within all breakfasts and fills our bodies with the Fortied Vitamins & Minerals.
They live inside of me?
In your stomach, yes. We are syrupionts with the mini-pancakes.
Sugar-filled tree sap binding our fingers together for mutual advantage. Without the mini-pancakes, breakfast could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Fortied Vitamins & Minerals.
Pancake accepted, Captain Needa.
-sj loves kevin spacey
Look at the size of that pancake!
I am the Waffle.
Impressive. Most impressive. But you are not a waffle yet.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, pancakes are evil!
Anakin: From my point of view, waffles are evil!
Obi-Wan: Then you are lost!
You were my pancake, Anakin. I loved you!
Anakin: If you're not with me, then you're my waffle.
Obi-wan: Only a Sith deals in French Toast. I will eat what I must.
Why do I get the feeling we've picked up another pathetic pancake?
It's a WAFFLE!!!
If there's a bright spot to the universe, you're on the pancake that's farthest from it.
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi... You're my only pancake.
Run, batter, run!
A bit short for a Waffle, aren't you?
A long time ago... In a pancake far, far, away...
You don't want to sell me pancakes. You want to go home and rethink your breakfast.
Waffle... or waffle not.. There is no pancake.