Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Apr 9, 2008.
Hi Dave. I just pooped.
/say hi to dave-fecal force crossover
hey boutrous boutros buddy
I'm biologically geared to say hi to you Dave.
Will it make a splash?
i'm not the one with wandering eyes
Say, how would you feel about opening our own Mediterranean food restaurant?
lets do it.
i mean, i don't know much about mediterranean cooking, but i've always wanted to learn.
Rachel is a David hog. Spread the love, girl! I'm sure Frieda would love to receive a special "care package," if you know what I mean.
lol at the look he's giving himself.
Hi Tom! Hi Dave!
(who is Dave?)
Is it just me or does it feel like saying hello to David is like talking to yourself?
It's not just you.
Hi Dave. How's married life?
Dave, please tell us the hilarious moments where cultures collide in your new and silly home?
Not many. People are kind of weird here. They are kind of fake. Every single worker at the mall is constantly smiling, undoubtly in horrible fear of being fired in a place that thinks "social security" is the name of a punk band. They are also very... I was going to say rude, but I'll go with "non proper", at least for European standards. It took me a while to realize they were not being ***holes. And of course their ridiculously small personal space. I'm not going to breath AIDS on you. Oh, and there are drive-thrus for everything. A drive-thru ATM? Can't you just ****ing walk once in a while? I'm starting to understand where those Greenpeace wackos come from.
Okay, I guess more than a few.
When you have a chance, I highly suggest seeing more of the US... ahem, Colorado is nice. Florida is a bizarre and uncomfortable place, in general.
Minnesota is full of the most spineless nicest people you will ever meet!
Have you experienced that at restaurants? It's so much worse there.