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JCC ITT We Share The Questions That Bother Us So

Discussion in 'Community' started by Sarge, Jul 24, 2016.

  1. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    TMNT: How long have they been teenaged? By now, shouldn't they be Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles?

    What questions keep you up pondering all night?
     
  2. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Why the hell has Bart Simpson been in fourth grade for 20 years? Doesn't Springfield have social promotion?
     
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  3. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Where are all the adults in Ed, Edd, and Eddy?
     
  4. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Not only that, they have had episodes that take place on the last day of school, and Bart and Lisa haven't advanced a grade or two. That must suck, Knowing you have to go back to school in the fall in the same grade forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.....
     
  5. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    They were seen in one episode, but not their faces, only from the neck down, like Nanny in Muppet Babies.
     
  6. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Why are so many Internet fan theories of the form "Such and such character is actually dead"? Did we all just... like, watch The Sixth Sense and never get over it?
     
  7. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager / Finally Won A Draft star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?
     
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  8. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    99.99% of fan theories are hogwash, and don't take into consideration stuff like authorial intent, common sense, canon (in cases of installments in larger franchises, like Star Trek or Star Wars), or they're just plain bad ideas.
     
  9. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm head admin on a Star Wars forum. Trust me, I know. :p
     
  10. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Force Ghost star 6

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    I have thought about that several times :p
     
  11. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Does Danthejedi understand, fundamentally, what happens when you fuse a rhetorical question with whimsy?
     
  12. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Why do people insist that the DH needs to be in the National League?
     
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  13. Darth Basin

    Darth Basin Jedi Master star 5

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    Because, it does.

    Why do all the adults sound like trombones in Charlie Brown specials?
     
  14. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    What hasn't anyone killed the Joker yet? Not necessarily Batman, but anyone. You'd think that, by now, every government, intelligence organization, criminal group, grieving survivor and random crazy, both human and otherwise, would be devoting their resources to utterly destroying him by now.
     
  15. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    Why do they say "In the game of thrones, you win or you die" despite the fact that people's machinations constantly fail without coming to any bodily harm at all?
     
  16. True Sith

    True Sith Jedi Master star 4

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    Why oh why did they cancel Firefly?
     
  17. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Why Jabba-Wocky?
     
  18. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    Why are people so overwrought about a television show where they were literally using spaceships to herd actual cattle?
     
  19. True Sith

    True Sith Jedi Master star 4

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    Why would people not need cattle just because they had spaceships?
     
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  20. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    That's not my point. Why would you herd cattle using a multi-million dollar vehicle designed to travel to other planets? Why not, you know, a horse? Or a big stick you could use as a shepherd's crook? Any of the various inventions human beings used to herd cattle for literally tens of thousands of years before space travel was even invented?
     
  21. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    Why are grape-flavored Italian ices apparently banned in New Jersey?
     
  22. a star war

    a star war Force Ghost star 5

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    Um, actually, nanny is only ever seen from the waist down.
     
  23. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You know what I mean, i.e we don't see their faces, but part of them.
     
  24. a star war

    a star war Force Ghost star 5

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    Well, like, you should get your facts straight before you start talking about muppet babies, actually. You make real MB fans look bad when you say something so ignorant.
     
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  25. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    It's been a long time since I've seen Muppet Babies, okay?