JCC ITT we summon non-JCCers

Walker walker04 Walker101B

 

What is this thread. I'm a non-JCC'er?

 

You're a "special" exception.

 

Bowen liked one of my posts. I'm not saying I'm going through what Jodie Foster's character in Witness went through, because I don't want to to trivialise what I'm experiencing, but it's not great. I mean the chopstick legged failed entrepreneur could lift me over his head.

 

Do we like to just play opposite day or something? Like, I get trolling, even though by this forum's rules people here repeatedly break the JCC TOS, but obviously that doesn't matter (I guess? I actually thought the JCC had no rules, until I looked, and was surprised to see that it's supposedly against TOS to put down other members... who would have known?!). My legs are huge, first of all, I literally cannot fit into any standard jeans. I buy special athletic jeans just for that reason. And my business is quite successful, we've been around for 8 years, we are #1 ranked national video production company, and we have worked with major brands like Charter, Paul Mitchell, Brookdale, etc. So I'm not sure what you're smoking, exactly, but you're barking up the wrong tree dude.

 

slightly_unhinged I'm tired, would you mind?

 

Mind what? Another baseless personal attack? Do the moderators here ever do their jobs or is that just kind of a symbolic title? lol what a joke.

 

Oh no, it's well known that the mods here are terrible, and only want to be mods for the sake of their insecure yet bloated egos. You'll find every single one feels the need to brag about meaningless "achievements" in an attempt to hide how utterly hollow and dull they really are. They're clueless, they really are.

 

America's #1 ranked national video production company is losing money. Make America great again!

 

I'm here only for the check (and the chances of one day getting my own iMDB page)

 

Now I want to make an account on IMDB, create you a page and insert you into films throughout history, each role exactly the same; Prisoner #3.

 

That would be a dream come true.

 

ftfy

 

I looked into it, and it seems they actually vet these things.

 

Our company hasn't lost money in many years dude, we brought aboard another employee this year. You have Google I assume and yes we are actually one of the only national video production companies. For all of the stones thrown what's so hilarious is how little any of you people have actually done. It's safe to say I'm stronger than you are in every respect, smarter, more successful, have a hotter and smarter and better girl than you'll ever have, more money than you'll ever have, and a better life. Only complete losers try to bring other people down to feel better about themselves. I find your obsession with me absolutely flattering and it's going to be awesome when you see my career continue to rise while you sit under your bridge.

When I think about how sad your life has to be to troll someone repeatedly online, yeah I can't really begrudge you for it because I would probably hate anyone like me too. It's tough to be at the bottom looking up, I'm sure.

 

I challenge anyone to read that and keep a straight face.

 

special athletic jeans? pffft. i have to cut three pairs of normal jeans apart and then sew them back together into a pair of super jeans to fit my disgustingly huge incredible hulk legs inside. this morning on the way to my fortune 500 company i lifted a car off a burning baby, threw the car into the potomac river, and then breathed life back into the baby with a single breath from my mighty lungs. women wept. weaker men averted their eyes in shame. the city is throwing a parade in my honor this afternoon. but i probably won't go, i have to type some lengthy answers to trolls online.

 

I had no idea Julie Bowen was so vain and full of herself. She seems so likable on TV!

 

She's in Modern Family. She apparently lifts too.

 

Star of such television hits as Ed, Modern Family and Weeds. She's an absolute delight onscreen. She also has an IMDB page.

 

I don't have legs you ****s!

 

Jesus.

 

Jesus.H.Christ