ITT we try to say what CHRIS (ALL CAPS) has said better, because Dave says it's impossible!

Well, he says he couldn't say it better. I say, phooey! For example, if every word that begins with 't' was replaced with the word 'trumpet' (or variations thereof), it's much better:

I really trumpet it will be a little hard trumpet post outside.
Just because trumpet really was focus in here.
I have found it has been hard trumpting keep up with the goings on in JCC lately.

Trumpet's not watching us anymore anyway.

I think you'll agree that my re-phrasing trumps Chris' original.

 

LMAO

Okay, you can say it better, but I still can't!

 

Another pair of superior examples:

Captain's Log: Stardate 5702.4

I.


really think it.... will be - a little hard to post

outside. Chekov keeps looking at me like that.

Just. because. there.



really was focus. in. here I... have found it has been hard to keep up with the
goings on

inJCClately.

Bones! They're not watching us anymore anyway.

and

Mulder: I really think it will be a little hard to post outside.

Scully: I agree Mulder. There really was focus in here.

Mulder: Scully. You agreed with me! Have you found it hard to keep up with the goings on in JCC lately?

Scully: Yes. But they're not watching us anymore anyway.

Mulder: They're always watching us, Scully.