JCC ITT we waste time answering random questions

1) Type out as many digits of pi as you can without looking it up.

2) What is your greatest irrational fear?

3) If you had to spend the rest of your life in a fictional world, which one would you pick?

4) If there is a hell, would you send anyone you know there? Who and why?

5) What was the last song you got stuck in your head?

6) Give the title of a book you wish you could write. (Or plan to write, if you're into that.) What's it about?

7) What's the most embarrassing thing you're willing to admit to on an internet message board?

8) What do you think your five year old self would have to say about your life now?

9) Name one vastly underrated thing.

10) In ten words or less, what would you like to have written on your tombstone?

 

Why do this when you can just have a PEOPLE interview!?

 

1) 3.1415

2) square root of 2

3) Star Trek

4) Bashar al-Assad. Do I really need to explain?

5) Move Your Feet by Junior Senior

6) I come up with titles last . I'm thinking of a story where a terrorist group in the middle east accidentally unearths a sleeping Babylonian god, who then begins to control them and reinstate his godhood.

7) I once had a goatee in college.

8) "you're a loser"

9) dot notation for time derivatives

10)

 

1) 3
2) salmonella poisoning from eating salmon
3) Larry Niven's ringworld
4) no
5) Smelly Cat from Friends
6) The Wastrel's Guide to Profligacy for when I win the Powerball
7) I'm in love with Jabba-Wocky
8) What's this thing about Star Wars? Your favorite movie is Herby the Love Bug
9) Writing letters
10) You're Next

 

1) Apple Pecan Cranberry Banana

2) That I will find peace.

3) America

4) Do I count as someone I know?

5) Colbert's Late Show theme.

6) Pass!

7) I have made 70,000 posts on an internet message board.

8) "When's recess?"

9) Static climate

10) "I wanted cremation!"

 

Some of us have been waiting 13 years for an invite. >: 0

 

1) 3.1415

2) That I won't get what I want.

3) The one I'm writing about.

4) Nope. Don't believe in eternal damnation and torture.

5) The theme from Downton Abbey.

6) nuh-uh, not telling!

7) I've had an e-girlfriend, with whom I had e-babies.

8) "This is it, this is all you've- I've- done?"

9) Getting up early and watching the sun rise.

10) Hail to the King, baby.

edit: PEOPLE HASN'T EVEN BEEN AROUND THAT LONG!!!!1!1!

 

1) Type out as many digits of pi as you can without looking it up.

Blueberry

2) What is your greatest irrational fear?

Death via heart attack while going #2

3) If you had to spend the rest of your life in a fictional world, which one would you pick?

Well, Star Wars in always numero uno. Various D&D worlds would be fun.

4) If there is a hell, would you send anyone you know there? Who and why?

Bit of a long list.

5) What was the last song you got stuck in your head?



6) Give the title of a book you wish you could write. (Or plan to write, if you're into that.) What's it about?


I cannot explain how difficult this is. I actually got up and took a brief browse over this ever growing library and decided to cut it short as it'd take too long. Perhaps I, Lucifer; maybe The Illearth War, Pale Blue Dot? The God Engines? The Wise Man's Fear? Song of the Beast? The Starflight Handbook? The Tao of Jeet Kune Do? Snow Crash?

7) What's the most embarrassing thing you're willing to admit to on an internet message board?



8) What do you think your five year old self would have to say about your life now?


"That's a cool Star Wars collection!"

9) Name one vastly underrated thing.


An 80's Satruday morning cartoon called Mighty Orbots.

10) In ten words or less, what would you like to have written on your tombstone?


Be right back.

 

1) Type out as many digits of pi as you can without looking it up.

3.141592653589793238

2) What is your greatest irrational fear?

Tiny spiders

3) If you had to spend the rest of your life in a fictional world, which one would you pick?

GFFA

4) If there is a hell, would you send anyone you know there? Who and why?

No, but only if I'm not in hell. Because it'd be better revenge for them to have to see my face everyday. You don't need to know who.

5) What was the last song you got stuck in your head?

Can't Get You Outta My Head - Kylie Minogue

Why they are still allowed to play it I don't know.

6) Give the title of a book you wish you could write. (Or plan to write, if you're into that.) What's it about?

Elluin - a frank fantasy tale about a guy named Elluin. I think.

7) What's the most embarrassing thing you're willing to admit to on an internet message board?

Two year old me ate firewood once.

8) What do you think your five year old self would have to say about your life now?

"Why?"

9) Name one vastly underrated thing.

Quinoa.

10) In ten words or less, what would you like to have written on your tombstone?

*insert generic compliments here*

 

Braavos is in Essos, damn you!

 

1) 3.14 something something something

2) Fear. Thats pretty irrational because fear is what keeps you alive

3) The Marvel Cinematic Universe, life would never be boring

4) I can't think of anyone that inspires that much hatred from me at the moment

5) Probably something by Porcupine Tree

6) I'd be finished writing the book before I would be able to come up with a title

7) I'm 12

8) "Not an astronaut, or a even a tiger? What the hell are you doing with your life?"

9) Life

10) I'm not a poet, I'll leave that for someone else to do, I'll be too busy being dead

 

Your new epitaph?

 

I love it too. I have quinoa puffs, quinoa chips, regular quinoa, and pretty much anything you can put quinoa in.

So many people put it down because it's "health fad", but it's awesome.

 

No one would willingly interview me

 

1) Type out as many digits of pi as you can without looking it up.

3.14

2) What is your greatest irrational fear?

To be on the toilet when a big earthquake hits.


3) If you had to spend the rest of your life in a fictional world, which one would you pick?

The Futurama universe.


4) If there is a hell, would you send anyone you know there? Who and why?

Morgan Spurlock. He got some fame by making a documentary stating an obvious things (that eating a lot of Mc Donald's isn't the best thing to do). What a load of crap.

5) What was the last song you got stuck in your head?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot's "My Posse's on Broadway".

6) Give the title of a book you wish you could write. (Or plan to write, if you're into that.) What's it about?

The Gemini Walkers... it would be a novel about an employee at a Walmart-esque store.


7) What's the most embarrassing thing you're willing to admit to on an internet message board?

I like the taste of Bud Light Lime.


8) What do you think your five year old self would have to say about your life now?

What's with that hair on your face?!

9) Name one vastly underrated thing.

L.A. as a sports town.


10) In ten words or less, what would you like to have written on your tombstone?


Niiiiice.

 

I expect no less than 50 digits, Ramza.

 

1) Type out as many digits of pi as you can without looking it up.

3.14

I never bothered to memorize it. Seemed entirely useless.

2) What is your greatest irrational fear?

Needles, I guess. My greatest fears are pretty rational, I think.

3) If you had to spend the rest of your life in a fictional world, which one would you pick?

Star Trek? The era with the replicators and holodecks.

4) If there is a hell, would you send anyone you know there? Who and why?

God. Taste his own medicine.

But really, hell isn't that bad.

5) What was the last song you got stuck in your head?

Um.

"Johnny Are You Queer?" by Josie Cotton.

I just watched Valley Girls with Nic Cage.

6) Give the title of a book you wish you could write. (Or plan to write, if you're into that.) What's it about?

Urban Cowboy Stole My Life

It's about a character in the movie Urban Cowboy that is based on my uncle.

7) What's the most embarrassing thing you're willing to admit to on an internet message board?

I've already admitted some crazy things on the JCF.

8) What do you think your five year old self would have to say about your life now?

What happened?

9) Name one vastly underrated thing.

Not bothering to figure out if something is underrated or overrated.

10) In ten words or less, what would you like to have written on your tombstone?

Don't mourn me.

 

You'd be so wrong. Plus I have more digits of e memorized.

1) Type out as many digits of pi as you can without looking it up.

3.141592

2) What is your greatest irrational fear?

e^π

3) If you had to spend the rest of your life in a fictional world, which one would you pick?

Star Trek circa TOS assuming I got to stay on Earth.

4) If there is a hell, would you send anyone you know there? Who and why?

That I know personally? Not really.

5) What was the last song you got stuck in your head?



6) Give the title of a book you wish you could write. (Or plan to write, if you're into that.) What's it about?

P is Not NP: The Clay Prize Winning Proof. I'm pretty sure I'd be set if I could write that.

7) What's the most embarrassing thing you're willing to admit to on an internet message board?

I'm the head administrator of a Star Wars fan message board.

8) What do you think your five year old self would have to say about your life now?

"Christ you're boring."

9) Name one vastly underrated thing.

Vermouth. Stop ordering dry martinis you swine.

10) In ten words or less, what would you like to have written on your tombstone?

"He died as he lived: drunk and sarcastic."

 

THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE YOU POSTED BLIND GUARDIAN!!!

 

This thread.

 

1) Type out as many digits of pi as you can without looking it up.​

3.14​

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2) What is your greatest irrational fear?​

Crocodiles being let loose in the swimming pool through secret underwater hatches--as I'm swimming.​

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3) If you had to spend the rest of your life in a fictional world, which one would you pick?​

Grease.​

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4) If there is a hell, would you send anyone you know there? Who and why?​

People who, upon learning I don't eat meat, say:​

1. "But we're SUPPOSED to eat meat because it's NATURE."​

2. "And what about PEOPLE suffering and DYING, what about THEM?"​

3. "Do you eat PLANTS? PLANTS have FEELINGS too."​

But really the people who persist on going on about it after that.​

5) What was the last song you got stuck in your head?​

Nina , Pretty Ballerina by ABBA. It plays in my head on and on, I'm ready to snap and reveal secret IS bases.​

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6) Give the title of a book you wish you could write. (Or plan to write, if you're into that.) What's it about?​

Skip.​

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7) What's the most embarrassing thing you're willing to admit to on an internet message board?​

In my adolescent years, I wrote a few poems to a girl once. She lived in another city. Then after a couple of weeks I received a letter--it was from some woman, and it said: "Those letters are very lovely but you've been sending them to the wrong address. Please, though: if this girl still hasn't shown any interest in you in all these past weeks, I'd let it go if I were you."​

It was just horrifying.​

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8) What do you think your five year old self would have to say about your life now?​

He'd be too busy daydreaming and drawing to comment on my life.​

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9) Name one vastly underrated thing.​

Beer.​

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10) In ten words or less, what would you like to have written on your tombstone?​

"He was killed by a crocodile in a swimming pool."​