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JCC itt you are informed that harpuah has broken her leg

Discussion in 'Community' started by duende, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    now let us build an altar and sacrifice burnt offerings, so as to create an aroma that is pleasing to the leg, thereby facilitating its healing process.
     
  2. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Is she performing in a play?
     
  3. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Yikes, didn't she have knee surgery or something a year or two back? Can't catch a break.
     
  4. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Ouch, that sucks. Sorry harpuah. :(
     
  5. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    jello, yes! it is a one-act, one-woman play in which the lead actor lies in bed unable to move, and feels completely miserable. there is no dialogue whatsoever!
     
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  6. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Scribes "May the force be with your leg" on her cast.
     
  7. PrincessKenobi

    PrincessKenobi New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    I will hire someone much more talented then I to draw this on her cast:

    [image=http://www.realestateradiousa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/phish_logo.jpg]
     
  8. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Thanks, crempanionofduende. <3

    Yeah, I fell on a concrete floor (I ****ing hate concrete floors) when I was hanging a picture. I was here alone at the time, and had to use my arms to drag myself through my apartment to gather everything I would need (phone, charger, wallet, keys, etc), then upstairs and out of my apartment to call an ambulance (my door was locked). I went into the hospital on Jan 22, had surgery on the 24th, and was released on the 28th. I'd never spent that much time in a hospital and hope to never have to again. There is a metal plate and a few screws living in my leg now. With each passing year, I am becoming more robot, I swear. :p

    Here are some lovely images for you.

    Before:
    [image=http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/harpuah/Leg2.jpg]
    [image=http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/harpuah/Leg4.jpg]

    After:
    [image=http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/harpuah/Leg5.jpg]
    [image=http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/harpuah/Leg6.jpg]

     
  9. nostalgia

    nostalgia Jedi Youngling star 2

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    You've got nicely shaped legs. ;)


    On a more serious note, I hope you get well!
     
  10. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Wow, that story of self rescue is amazing. You are superhuman Harpuah. And now that you've had adamantium fused to your bones you're indestructible too! I'm glad you're out of the hospital. When can you start fighting crime?
     
  11. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    robopuah! it is accomplished!!!

    anyway, [:D]

    i didn't know you were already out. are you on crutches?
     
  12. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Crutches and a wheelchair... suuuuuuucks.
     
  13. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    for a second i had an image of you in a wheelchair using crutches to push yourself along. i guffawed and let loose a little fart at the same time.
     
  14. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Sweet Jebus....hang in there!
     
  15. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    That sucks harpoo, hope you feel better soon. On the plus side, you got some cool desktop pictures out of this :p
     
  16. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    ouch harpster. i hope you're all better soon. i think when you're fully recovered you should buy yourself a golden motorcycle to celebrate.
     
  17. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    ^ yes, this!!! ^
     
  18. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    I have my stitches removed on Monday. I will then find out if I require another surgery for unstable tendons and a torn acl. I reeeeeeaaaaaly hope that I do not require another surgery.

    Tom, I think I have proven that I am far too clumsy for a motorcycle... maybe a psychedelic school bus.

    Guy... didn't have surgery for my broken ankle (same leg... broken on a ****ing concrete floor as well). I think you're talking about
    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/your_jedi_council_community/b10008/27785414/p1]this.[/link]
    ... or maybe
    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/your_jedi_council_community/b10008/31451876/p1/?124]this[/link].

    I'm a ****ing mess. :p
     
  19. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    I've sent harps a nice gift package that will do wonders to heal her mood.


    [hl=purple]Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed. [/hl]
     
  20. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    Special brownies?

    Hope you feel better harpsichord! :)

     
  21. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nah, special Jolly Ranchers. Better than brownies..................trust me.


    [hl=purple]Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed. [/hl]
     
  22. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    the golden motorcycle will interface directly with all of your roboparts, preventing goof-ups and crish-crashes that would ordinarily cause further damage to your person. your luck is beginning to turn!
     
  23. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    God, I ****ing hope so.
     
  24. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    believe it, and fight crime and do your best!
     
  25. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    You are a hell of a friend, my friend. @};-