JCC itt you are informed that harpuah has broken her leg

Discussion in 'Community' started by duende, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. duende Force Ghost

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    now let us build an altar and sacrifice burnt offerings, so as to create an aroma that is pleasing to the leg, thereby facilitating its healing process.
  2. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Is she performing in a play?
  3. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Yikes, didn't she have knee surgery or something a year or two back? Can't catch a break.
  4. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Ouch, that sucks. Sorry harpuah. :(
  5. duende Force Ghost

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    jello, yes! it is a one-act, one-woman play in which the lead actor lies in bed unable to move, and feels completely miserable. there is no dialogue whatsoever!
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  6. darth_gersh Force Ghost

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    Scribes "May the force be with your leg" on her cast.
  7. PrincessKenobi New Films Manager of DOOM

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    I will hire someone much more talented then I to draw this on her cast:

    [image=http://www.realestateradiousa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/phish_logo.jpg]
  8. harpua Chosen One

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    Thanks, crempanionofduende. <3

    Yeah, I fell on a concrete floor (I ****ing hate concrete floors) when I was hanging a picture. I was here alone at the time, and had to use my arms to drag myself through my apartment to gather everything I would need (phone, charger, wallet, keys, etc), then upstairs and out of my apartment to call an ambulance (my door was locked). I went into the hospital on Jan 22, had surgery on the 24th, and was released on the 28th. I'd never spent that much time in a hospital and hope to never have to again. There is a metal plate and a few screws living in my leg now. With each passing year, I am becoming more robot, I swear. :p

    Here are some lovely images for you.

    Before:
    [image=http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/harpuah/Leg2.jpg]
    [image=http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/harpuah/Leg4.jpg]

    After:
    [image=http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/harpuah/Leg5.jpg]
    [image=http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/harpuah/Leg6.jpg]

  9. nostalgia Jedi Master

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    You've got nicely shaped legs. ;)


    On a more serious note, I hope you get well!
  10. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Wow, that story of self rescue is amazing. You are superhuman Harpuah. And now that you've had adamantium fused to your bones you're indestructible too! I'm glad you're out of the hospital. When can you start fighting crime?
  11. duende Force Ghost

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    robopuah! it is accomplished!!!

    anyway, [:D]

    i didn't know you were already out. are you on crutches?
  12. harpua Chosen One

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    Crutches and a wheelchair... suuuuuuucks.
  13. duende Force Ghost

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    for a second i had an image of you in a wheelchair using crutches to push yourself along. i guffawed and let loose a little fart at the same time.
  14. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    Sweet Jebus....hang in there!
  15. Darth Morella Chosen One

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    That sucks harpoo, hope you feel better soon. On the plus side, you got some cool desktop pictures out of this :p
  16. tom Chosen One

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    ouch harpster. i hope you're all better soon. i think when you're fully recovered you should buy yourself a golden motorcycle to celebrate.
  17. duende Force Ghost

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  18. harpua Chosen One

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    I have my stitches removed on Monday. I will then find out if I require another surgery for unstable tendons and a torn acl. I reeeeeeaaaaaly hope that I do not require another surgery.

    Tom, I think I have proven that I am far too clumsy for a motorcycle... maybe a psychedelic school bus.

    Guy... didn't have surgery for my broken ankle (same leg... broken on a ****ing concrete floor as well). I think you're talking about
    this.
    ... or maybe
    this.

    I'm a ****ing mess. :p
  19. DarthTunick SfC Part III Commissioner

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    I've sent harps a nice gift package that will do wonders to heal her mood.


    Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.
  20. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Special brownies?

    Hope you feel better harpsichord! :)

  21. DarthTunick SfC Part III Commissioner

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    Nah, special Jolly Ranchers. Better than brownies..................trust me.


    Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.
  22. duende Force Ghost

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    the golden motorcycle will interface directly with all of your roboparts, preventing goof-ups and crish-crashes that would ordinarily cause further damage to your person. your luck is beginning to turn!
  23. harpua Chosen One

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    God, I ****ing hope so.
  24. duende Force Ghost

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    believe it, and fight crime and do your best!
  25. harpua Chosen One

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    You are a hell of a friend, my friend. @};-