Discussion in 'Community' started by duende, Feb 9, 2012.
i'm a hell of a hell, of a friend of a friend.
i have had those before a couple times in the past.
friendgasms that is. i have never had nested friendgasms, though. it would probably blow the top of my head off.
They have a tendency to get messy.
So, I was loopy as hell on IV pain meds... morphine and what have you. I called mrsvos from the hospital, and I have absolutely no recollection of the conversation... none of it. I just know that I talked to her on the phone at some point.
cleanup is a female dog.
edit: mrsvos was the one who apprised me of your situation. she had the scoop with the most poop. i examined this poop very closely.
Yeah, I was in daily contact with her. She was a sort of anchor to reality and my life outside of the hospital. Seriously, I was kept in a complete stupor most of the time. Between two local stations and adult swim, I watched about ten hours of Family Guy per night and drooled a bunch. Six days in a hospital bed will dislodge you from... pretty much everything. Luckily, I also had my ipod.
i have never seen family guy but from what i've heard about it i am not surprised that it made you drool a bunch. thank god the ipod was there to keep you from droolception.
or the dreaded droolgasm.
indeed. a major cause of strokes in men and women under the age of 50!
I'm pawning all my s#*t so I can get a psychadelic school bus and we're going to Burning Man. If you're in a wheel chair we'll paper mache it so it looks like a dinosaur.
You poor woman.
That's because it was actually me on the phone the whole time. Wiped out and drooling after 10 hours of "Family Guy"... so, that's what we're calling our sordid, hawt phone secks now? I like it. I'll call again, soon.
I say even if she's done with the wheelchair make her into a dinosaur.
I'm crushed that I don't remember this. I'm sure there was animal noises, sirens, chainsaws, and disco.
So does this mean that you'll be setting off airport metal detectors now?
That sucks harps! Hey let's start the Broken Leg Club!
Ouch. Sorry girl. Hope it turns out you've got a latent Wolvy healing factor ready to kick in.
harpuah's a bit wolvy, it's true. when the full moon is revealed, she wolves a little bit.
oh? alright, i'll just adjust that in your fbi file right here.
Oh my, thank goodness you are okay.
Were it not for the initial tragedy I'd say that this is the most entertaining thread here. Of course I haven't clicked on any others except the Fecal Force, so what do I know?
Do not entertain tom's foolish idea of a golden motorcycle, that's just absurd. What you need to do is fit your wheelchair with rocket boosters.
Hope you get better soon Kristie! I'm lighting some ceremonial incense for your swift recovery.
I have been told that I will need to be wanded at metal detectors now, yes. I set off a metal detector on my way in for an mri, post surgery... true story.
Earlier I said that I may require a second surgery for unstable tendons... I meant to say ligaments. The thought of a second surgery frightens me. I really don't want to be in the hospital again. Of course, if I need it, I need it, and I will deal... I just hope I don't need it.