JCC itt you are informed that harpuah has broken her leg

Discussion in 'Community' started by duende, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. duende Force Ghost

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    i'm a hell of a hell, of a friend of a friend.

    friendception
  2. harpua Chosen One

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  3. tom Chosen One

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    friendgasmception
  4. duende Force Ghost

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    i have had those before a couple times in the past.

    friendgasms that is. i have never had nested friendgasms, though. it would probably blow the top of my head off.
  5. harpua Chosen One

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    They have a tendency to get messy.

    So, I was loopy as hell on IV pain meds... morphine and what have you. I called mrsvos from the hospital, and I have absolutely no recollection of the conversation... none of it. I just know that I talked to her on the phone at some point. :p
  6. duende Force Ghost

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    cleanup is a female dog.

    edit: mrsvos was the one who apprised me of your situation. she had the scoop with the most poop. i examined this poop very closely.
  7. harpua Chosen One

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    Yeah, I was in daily contact with her. She was a sort of anchor to reality and my life outside of the hospital. Seriously, I was kept in a complete stupor most of the time. Between two local stations and adult swim, I watched about ten hours of Family Guy per night and drooled a bunch. Six days in a hospital bed will dislodge you from... pretty much everything. Luckily, I also had my ipod.
  8. duende Force Ghost

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    i have never seen family guy but from what i've heard about it i am not surprised that it made you drool a bunch. thank god the ipod was there to keep you from droolception.
  9. harpua Chosen One

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    or the dreaded droolgasm.
  10. duende Force Ghost

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    indeed. a major cause of strokes in men and women under the age of 50!
  11. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    I'm pawning all my s#*t so I can get a psychadelic school bus and we're going to Burning Man. If you're in a wheel chair we'll paper mache it so it looks like a dinosaur.
  12. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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  13. MariahJSkywalker Poopoo Head

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  14. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    That's because it was actually me on the phone the whole time. Wiped out and drooling after 10 hours of "Family Guy"... so, that's what we're calling our sordid, hawt phone secks now? I like it. I'll call again, soon.
  15. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    I say even if she's done with the wheelchair make her into a dinosaur.
  16. harpua Chosen One

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    I'm crushed that I don't remember this. I'm sure there was animal noises, sirens, chainsaws, and disco. :(
  17. darthdrago Force Ghost

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    So does this mean that you'll be setting off airport metal detectors now? :oops:
  18. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

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    That sucks harps! Hey let's start the Broken Leg Club!
  19. Kiki-Gonn Chosen One

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    Ouch. Sorry girl. Hope it turns out you've got a latent Wolvy healing factor ready to kick in.
  20. duende Force Ghost

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    harpuah's a bit wolvy, it's true. when the full moon is revealed, she wolves a little bit.
  21. harpua Chosen One

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  22. duende Force Ghost

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    oh? alright, i'll just adjust that in your fbi file right here.
  23. PrincessKenobi New Films Manager of DOOM

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    Oh my, thank goodness you are okay.
  24. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Were it not for the initial tragedy I'd say that this is the most entertaining thread here. Of course I haven't clicked on any others except the Fecal Force, so what do I know?

    Do not entertain tom's foolish idea of a golden motorcycle, that's just absurd. What you need to do is fit your wheelchair with rocket boosters.

    Hope you get better soon Kristie! I'm lighting some ceremonial incense for your swift recovery.

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  25. harpua Chosen One

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    I have been told that I will need to be wanded at metal detectors now, yes. I set off a metal detector on my way in for an mri, post surgery... true story.

    Earlier I said that I may require a second surgery for unstable tendons... I meant to say ligaments. The thought of a second surgery frightens me. I really don't want to be in the hospital again. Of course, if I need it, I need it, and I will deal... I just hope I don't need it. :p