JCC itt you are informed that harpuah has broken her leg

Discussion in 'Community' started by duende, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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  2. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    People that want to be wacked with things on craigslist...I think they have an entire forum for that.
  3. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Anyone who'd enjoy light housework and getting regular crutch beatings is sure to be found there.

    If she's lucky, she could even get someone who already owns their own gimp suit.

  4. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    lol I bet harpuah has already had some volunteers by PM.
  5. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    If you use Craigslist, save on ad space charges by simply posting "I'd Like To Be Murdered Or Abducted And Sold Into Slavery".


    And, your context skillz needed application to the "literally less natural" part of that other post.
  6. harpua Chosen One

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    Yeah, I'm going to be avoiding craigslist... I'm opting for a much more tasteful CU Boulder publication. I'll find a nice frat boy or sorority sister to beat into submission - craigslist is for meth addicts and rapists.
  7. harpua Chosen One

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    So yeah.... I'm having surgery on this leg again, tomorrow morning. I still have a ton of leg pain, two and a half years later. After a lot of evaluation, and finding a new orthopedic doctor, it's been determined that the hardware is the problem. It was put in wrong and in a terrible place. The bone itself is completely healed, so I don't need it in there anymore, so taking it out is the best option. My new doctor showed me the problem... if you look at that top screw, it's protruding out the other side, and the back of the plate is jutting out into nerve and muscle. This x-ray was taken just after it was installed, so it's been like this for over two years.... sigh.

    [IMG]


    Because of the location of the hardware, there are risks--there always is, though, and the benefits outweigh the risks... so yeah... another ****ing surgery for me. Yippie and stuff.

    So wish me luck.... again. ****ers.
  8. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    It should be relatively non-invasive. I had a similar procedure offered to me years ago. Best of lucks, all the same!
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  9. Coruscant Force Ghost

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    That looks painful. Good luck, harp!
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  10. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    Hopefully this is the last one. Good luck tomorrow!
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  11. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Hope they can get it fixed this time. Good luck.
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  12. Darth_Invidious Chosen One

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    Break a - oh wait.

    Good luck!
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  13. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    ask for a stick to bite down on when they cut you open

    you're a trooper, you will be well
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  14. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    The x-ray alone looks painful. Hope this gets everything sorted out.
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  15. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Good luck harps!
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  16. heels1785 Jedi Draft Commissioner

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    All the best, harp. Hopefully no more pain after the surgery.
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  17. duende Force Ghost

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    i think a bunch of incompetent doctors have been laughing at you as they have conspired to extend your suffering to previously unheard of lengths of time.
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  18. harpua Chosen One

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    Hi Crem! Good to see you. :)
  19. duende Force Ghost

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    jello unbanned me by accident! woopsies!
  20. harpua Chosen One

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    Hooray.... this makes me happy. I'd hate to be slaughtered by surgeons without having spoken to you one last time.
  21. duende Force Ghost

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    you need to tell these people to just install the goddamned cyborg leg and stop faffing about with lameass half-measures. if they are not doing it purposefully in order to torture you, that is.
  22. harpua Chosen One

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    I'll request the cyborg leg tomorrow morning.
  23. Darth_Invidious Chosen One

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    And, because 'Murica, with a Robocop retractable gun housing.
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  24. duende Force Ghost

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    harpua doesn't like guns. she will put gummi bears in hers.
  25. harpua Chosen One

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    I bet those would really hurt.