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JCC itt you are informed that harpuah has broken her leg

Discussion in 'Community' started by duende, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    Craigslist.

     
  2. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    People that want to be wacked with things on craigslist...I think they have an entire forum for that.
     
  3. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    Anyone who'd enjoy light housework and getting regular crutch beatings is sure to be found there.

    If she's lucky, she could even get someone who already owns their own gimp suit.

     
  4. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    lol I bet harpuah has already had some volunteers by PM.
     
  5. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    If you use Craigslist, save on ad space charges by simply posting "I'd Like To Be Murdered Or Abducted And Sold Into Slavery".


    And, your context skillz needed application to the "literally less natural" part of that other post.
     
  6. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Yeah, I'm going to be avoiding craigslist... I'm opting for a much more tasteful CU Boulder publication. I'll find a nice frat boy or sorority sister to beat into submission - craigslist is for meth addicts and rapists.
     
  7. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    So yeah.... I'm having surgery on this leg again, tomorrow morning. I still have a ton of leg pain, two and a half years later. After a lot of evaluation, and finding a new orthopedic doctor, it's been determined that the hardware is the problem. It was put in wrong and in a terrible place. The bone itself is completely healed, so I don't need it in there anymore, so taking it out is the best option. My new doctor showed me the problem... if you look at that top screw, it's protruding out the other side, and the back of the plate is jutting out into nerve and muscle. This x-ray was taken just after it was installed, so it's been like this for over two years.... sigh.

    [​IMG]


    Because of the location of the hardware, there are risks--there always is, though, and the benefits outweigh the risks... so yeah... another ****ing surgery for me. Yippie and stuff.

    So wish me luck.... again. ****ers.
     
  8. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    It should be relatively non-invasive. I had a similar procedure offered to me years ago. Best of lucks, all the same!
     
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  9. Coruscant

    Coruscant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    That looks painful. Good luck, harp!
     
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  10. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Hopefully this is the last one. Good luck tomorrow!
     
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  11. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Hope they can get it fixed this time. Good luck.
     
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  12. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    Break a - oh wait.

    Good luck!
     
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  13. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    ask for a stick to bite down on when they cut you open

    you're a trooper, you will be well
     
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  14. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    The x-ray alone looks painful. Hope this gets everything sorted out.
     
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  15. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Good luck harps!
     
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  16. heels1785

    heels1785 JCC/PT/New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    All the best, harp. Hopefully no more pain after the surgery.
     
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  17. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    i think a bunch of incompetent doctors have been laughing at you as they have conspired to extend your suffering to previously unheard of lengths of time.
     
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  18. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Hi Crem! Good to see you. :)
     
  19. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    jello unbanned me by accident! woopsies!
     
  20. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Hooray.... this makes me happy. I'd hate to be slaughtered by surgeons without having spoken to you one last time.
     
  21. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    you need to tell these people to just install the goddamned cyborg leg and stop faffing about with lameass half-measures. if they are not doing it purposefully in order to torture you, that is.
     
  22. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    I'll request the cyborg leg tomorrow morning.
     
  23. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    And, because 'Murica, with a Robocop retractable gun housing.
     
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  24. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    harpua doesn't like guns. she will put gummi bears in hers.
     
  25. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    I bet those would really hurt.