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ITT you go grocery shopping for me.

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Only-One Cannoli, Jan 16, 2012.

  1. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Here are the rules:

    1. Total must be $35 or under.
    2. No meat.
    3. Maximum cooking capabilities = microwave.




    I'm tired of shopping.
     
  2. nostalgia

    nostalgia Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Stock up on vegetarian lean cuisines.

    They're on sale.
     
  3. Jedi_Reject_Jesse

    Jedi_Reject_Jesse Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I tried but UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
     
  4. Luigi

    Luigi Jedi Master star 4

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    Microwaveable bacon. All of it.
     
  5. nostalgia

    nostalgia Jedi Youngling star 2

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    all that grease.
    /shudder
     
  6. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Butternut squash.
    Potatoes n yams.
    Beans of all kinds.
     
  7. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I'm gonna need 15% commission.
     
  8. Dark Lady Mara

    Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Here's $34.50 worth of rice plus a few ketchup packets to stave off scurvy!
     
  9. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    No meat? I bet you're the kind of person you gets pizza with just cheese on it.
     
  10. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No I am not. I am the kind of person who gets barbecue chicken pizza when I'm lucky enough to get it.
     
  11. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Have some sweet potato + snow pea couscous. Delicious.
     
  12. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    oatmeal

    and wt* is wrong with pizza with cheese only?
     
  13. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hi Amy, here're your groceries:

    cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, mustard, onions, mushrooms, pickles, ketchup, walnuts, asparagus, eggplant, sprouts, fried egg, a waffle, steve winwood's greatest hits, philips head screwdriver, a half grapefruit, three drops of my own blood, the hair of three tarantulas, a whole grapefruit, sunflower seeds, the declaration of independence, green pepper, olive oil, the theory of relativity, a wheat bun.

    I kept the bacon, ham and gerbil.
     
  14. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nothing at all.


    Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.
     
  15. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Force Ghost star 6

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    [image=http://www.shopzeus.com/product_images/zeusd1-SACU-23140711.jpg]
     
  16. R2-DK

    R2-DK Jedi Master star 2

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    Apr 13, 2011
    Can ramen be cooked in the microwave?
     
  17. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  18. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    I'll hit up the pharmacy area and get the lube and day after pills.
     
  19. TheModFavorite

    TheModFavorite Jedi Master star 4

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    i bet danthe buys you some feminine products.
     
  20. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    We need to maximize your buying power on that budget.
    Box of protein bars- stuff extra bars into the box, then go to the self checkout machine. The weight will be the same before and after checkout so the machine doesn't know there's anything wrong.
     
  21. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Ewww, no. I stay as far away from the feminine hygiene departments at stores as much as I can.
     
  22. Spider-Fan

    Spider-Fan Jedi Master star 4

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    You know they aren't used when you buy them, right? They're as sanitary as toilet paper or paper towels when they're on the shelf. You can go near them.
     
  23. MasterP

    MasterP Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    So when we buy all the food, do we just post a picture of it for you?
     
  24. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I DON'T TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE
     
  25. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Force Ghost star 6

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    Yet something tells me he would totally go for the used-panties vending machines they have in Japan