JCC ITT you help me with internet meeting etiquette

1. live and in person you actually laugh out loud at something you find funny.

2. Don't rape.

3. Don't be all silly concerning talking about Star Wars. If you have a SW point to make, make it like any other point.

4. If anyone says, "You know, Thrawn was actually a better villain than Vader", you are in fact legally allowed to kill that person and with a smile.

5. if you expel a silent but deadly, be proud and claim it.

 

Not until London's fearless tube drivers get the golden buttons they so richly deserve.

Who the **** is Thrawn?

 

The pet thread seems pretty popular here so maybe bring a pic of your pet. Do you have a dog or a cat or a ****ing parrot or something?

 

A documentary program from the late 1960s informed me that it's not a good idea to buy a parrot in England.

 

If anyone starts discussing the EU I'm walking out

 

Ah, just like in that classic EU moment where that one guy walked out of a room. Later I believe they revealed he was a Jedi.

 

I hope someone brings his collection of coloring books.

 

Wait, you actually meet people!? I thought the internet was created so we specifically didn't have to have physical interaction with anyone ever again!

Either way, living out in the boonies of the Southern US means I'll probably never meet anyone from here even if I DIDN'T have the internet!

 

Why you need to explain this I don't quite know but frankly I am worried.

Epic - but the general ineptitude of the greeks has kept the Euro a bit cheap. We can't discuss this?

I will walk down to covent garden - I get to go past the entrance to the new MI6 from Skyfall, past LSE, and with zero tiger risk.

There is also someone paid probably £84, 000 a year to sit at the Tube stop saying walk 200m that way to Leicester Square because Covent Garden is exit only. Note - not pronounced Lie-cess-ter, dear Americans.

 

Due to the incessant amount of Richard pics you've sent me, you'll be easier to recognise trousers-off.

JTS EDIT: bad halibut

 

The usual first meeting between internet males goes like this: you face each other, grab each other's junks and squeeze hard while smiling and keeping eye contact. Whoever passes out last gets to decide the lunch menu.

Hey, look, Sarcasm Knights inside joke! Who banned you, sweetie? You know we revise permbans from that era, right?

 

Which is incredibly frustrating. The unban request is my medium. This posting on the boards nonsense doesn't do it for me at all.

 

Damn this is about meeting internet people IRL. I thought it was about internet-based conference calls for which my advice would naturally have been: DO NOT WEAR PANTS.

This could also apply here though, so it's your call.

 

Oh I know fashion. You should see me.

 

I do have a kilt...

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You should wear it... along with the Joey Deacon thong.