ITT You set the agenda for my meeting with Everton tonight.

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by halibut, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. halibut Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 27, 2000
    star 8
    Meeting up with Everton for a pint later, but we have nothing to talk about.

    So whatever you guys suggest, I promise that we will discuss and report back here with our conclusions

    1) Will we see Phantom Menace in 3D
    2)
  2. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 19, 2002
    star 7
  3. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2003
    star 7
  4. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 19, 2005
    star 6
    1) Skip the Phantom Menace in 3D. Seriously. It's in post-production 3D which is bad enough, but also it's The Phantom Menace.
    2) Dani: Love her or hate her?
    3) Dani's greatest threads.
    4) Dani's worst threads.
    5) Dani's funniest posts
    6) How much you regret promising to discuss everything added to the list.
    7) How Everton skipped C5 specifically to avoid having to spend 30 more seconds in my presence
    8) Why halibut sucks so hard at updating the Doctor Who countdown
    9) Whether halibut is going to install a keylogger on Everton's phone when Everton goes to the loo
    10) Speculate about what Dani had for lunch today.
    11) Adjourn
  5. halibut Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 27, 2000
    star 8
    Who's Dani? I get you all confused
  6. duende Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 28, 2006
    star 5
    12) reconvene
    13) talk about your favorite plane crashes
    14) chloroform each other
    15) be still
  7. LAJ_FETT Tech Admin and Collecting/Games Mod

    Administrator
    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
    star 9
    I'm sure the Move will be mentioned..
  8. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

    Manager
    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
    star 10
    Talk about how your existence feels empty without my presence.
  9. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2001
    star 9
  10. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    Candles...Champagne...Lavender-scented bath beads.

  11. Rox Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Nov 24, 2000
    star 6
    Hold hands and talk about cute puppies.
  12. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

    Chapter Rep
    Member Since:
    Oct 3, 2003
    star 8
    Football, mainly the John Terry situation and why Everton suddenly seem to have money for players.



    If that fails, Rohypnol
  13. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    I took Rohypnol once. I could control anyone's mind.

  14. MasterP Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 8, 2003
    star 7
    You can't go wrong talking about george_roper.
  15. MasterP Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 8, 2003
    star 7
    Or how Man U > over all other teams.
  16. Nagai Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Nov 15, 2010
    star 3
  17. Everton Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jul 18, 2003
    star 10
  18. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
  19. Everton Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jul 18, 2003
    star 10
    Wouldn't you like to know...
  20. Mar17swgirl Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 7
    His trademark shirt, I imagine... :p
  21. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    I would like to know!

    Is it lacy?

  22. Everton Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jul 18, 2003
    star 10
    Mark is a magician.
  23. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

    Game Host
    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2000
    star 10
    What kind of beer did you have? That's what I want to know.


    Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.
  24. Kiki-Gonn Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2001
    star 6
    Run to the front of the theater and shadow cast TPM for everyone.
  25. halibut Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 27, 2000
    star 8
    These are the minutes of the meeting



    Phantom Menace in 3D

    Everton and I will be seeing this. We will go to Everton's cinema of choice, and he will drive

    Hats


    Many hats were discussed including Fezzes, Stetsons, Top Hats, and Deerstalkers. I regaled a story of a lady wearing a hat in a cinema, and we concluded that Lincoln was assassinated because he refused to take his hat off in the theatre

    Poop

    We were both disappointed with the pile of full nappy bags in the pub's toilet

    Dani


    I do not know who Dani is, but I think she had scampi for lunch yesterday. Everton said a steak sandwich then started going off on all the side dishes she had. I got bored and told him to stop

    halibut didn't update the Doctor Who thread as he didn't want to face up to the fact that Closing Time didn't win. He would not put a keylogger on Everton's phone as he is not well versed in Apple programming

    Plane crashes

    I suggested the Munich plane crash which wasn't well received by Everton. So I changed that to the crash from Lost. Everton's favourite is Starbug crashing in Marooned

    The Move

    Everton asked if the Move is imminent. I said yes

    Jello's absence

    As we reminisced about cognac, cheese, and other things beginning with c, time slowed down to a crawl

    Spermicidal Lubricant

    We pondered the possibility that Tim Burton's batmobile had a coating of spermicidal lubricant on the nosecone. It probably didn't

    Candles, champagne, and lavender-scented bath beads

    We agreed that candles were useful items, whereas champagne is overrated. Everton prefers an Asti, and I prefer a sweeter wine. And whilst we both prefer baths, neither of us like bath beads, or any other kind of beads

    Puppies

    We held hands and agreed that puppies are cute. It was not a long conversation

    John Terry

    A long discussion was had and whilst we both agree that Terry should not be captain, I felt the FA handled it wrong whilst Everton thinks they handled it correctly

    Everton's money for players

    I naively suggested that the money came from Arteta's sale, but Everton corrected me in naming some Russian bloke. I lost interest.


    george_roper

    We discussed roper and his contribution to RICHARDSONS. It was appreciated


    Man U > all other teams

    Man U were only better than all other teams when they won the treble.


    DOTJ

    I assumed this was Day of the Jackal so we talked about that. Everton had not read the book or seen the film. However much hilarity ensued when a slip of the tongue led us to consider what The Jackal would be like with Bruce Forsyth in the lead role. Nice to shoot you, to shoot you nice.


    Everton's shirt

    Whilst he was not wearing his infamous button up shirt, he predictably wore his Sherlock T-Shirt underneath his jumper thingy



    I had lager, Everton had cider.


    Everton likes the Oscars. I don't. That was a fun discussion

    Looking forward to the next meeting