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ITT You set the agenda for my meeting with Everton tonight.

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by halibut, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Meeting up with Everton for a pint later, but we have nothing to talk about.

    So whatever you guys suggest, I promise that we will discuss and report back here with our conclusions

    1) Will we see Phantom Menace in 3D
    2)
     
  2. Katya Jade

    Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    2) Hats
     
  3. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  4. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    1) Skip the Phantom Menace in 3D. Seriously. It's in post-production 3D which is bad enough, but also it's The Phantom Menace.
    2) Dani: Love her or hate her?
    3) Dani's greatest threads.
    4) Dani's worst threads.
    5) Dani's funniest posts
    6) How much you regret promising to discuss everything added to the list.
    7) How Everton skipped C5 specifically to avoid having to spend 30 more seconds in my presence
    8) Why halibut sucks so hard at updating the Doctor Who countdown
    9) Whether halibut is going to install a keylogger on Everton's phone when Everton goes to the loo
    10) Speculate about what Dani had for lunch today.
    11) Adjourn
     
  5. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Who's Dani? I get you all confused
     
  6. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    12) reconvene
    13) talk about your favorite plane crashes
    14) chloroform each other
    15) be still
     
  7. LAJ_FETT

    LAJ_FETT Tech Admin and Collecting/Lucasfilm Ltd Mod star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    I'm sure the Move will be mentioned..
     
  8. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Talk about how your existence feels empty without my presence.
     
  9. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Spermicidal Lubricant
     
  10. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    Candles...Champagne...Lavender-scented bath beads.

     
  11. Rox

    Rox Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hold hands and talk about cute puppies.
     
  12. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Football, mainly the John Terry situation and why Everton suddenly seem to have money for players.



    If that fails, Rohypnol
     
  13. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    I took Rohypnol once. I could control anyone's mind.

     
  14. MasterP

    MasterP Jedi Master star 7

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    You can't go wrong talking about george_roper.
     
  15. MasterP

    MasterP Jedi Master star 7

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    Or how Man U > over all other teams.
     
  16. Nagai

    Nagai Jedi Youngling star 3

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    DOTJ
     
  17. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

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    I am here.
     
  18. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    What are you wearing?

     
  19. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

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    Wouldn't you like to know...
     
  20. Mar17swgirl

    Mar17swgirl Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    His trademark shirt, I imagine... :p
     
  21. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    I would like to know!

    Is it lacy?

     
  22. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

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    Mark is a magician.
     
  23. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    What kind of beer did you have? That's what I want to know.


    [hl=purple]Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed. [/hl]
     
  24. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Run to the front of the theater and shadow cast TPM for everyone.
     
  25. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    These are the minutes of the meeting



    Phantom Menace in 3D

    Everton and I will be seeing this. We will go to Everton's cinema of choice, and he will drive

    Hats


    Many hats were discussed including Fezzes, Stetsons, Top Hats, and Deerstalkers. I regaled a story of a lady wearing a hat in a cinema, and we concluded that Lincoln was assassinated because he refused to take his hat off in the theatre

    Poop

    We were both disappointed with the pile of full nappy bags in the pub's toilet

    Dani


    I do not know who Dani is, but I think she had scampi for lunch yesterday. Everton said a steak sandwich then started going off on all the side dishes she had. I got bored and told him to stop

    halibut didn't update the Doctor Who thread as he didn't want to face up to the fact that Closing Time didn't win. He would not put a keylogger on Everton's phone as he is not well versed in Apple programming

    Plane crashes

    I suggested the Munich plane crash which wasn't well received by Everton. So I changed that to the crash from Lost. Everton's favourite is Starbug crashing in Marooned

    The Move

    Everton asked if the Move is imminent. I said yes

    Jello's absence

    As we reminisced about cognac, cheese, and other things beginning with c, time slowed down to a crawl

    Spermicidal Lubricant

    We pondered the possibility that Tim Burton's batmobile had a coating of spermicidal lubricant on the nosecone. It probably didn't

    Candles, champagne, and lavender-scented bath beads

    We agreed that candles were useful items, whereas champagne is overrated. Everton prefers an Asti, and I prefer a sweeter wine. And whilst we both prefer baths, neither of us like bath beads, or any other kind of beads

    Puppies

    We held hands and agreed that puppies are cute. It was not a long conversation

    John Terry

    A long discussion was had and whilst we both agree that Terry should not be captain, I felt the FA handled it wrong whilst Everton thinks they handled it correctly

    Everton's money for players

    I naively suggested that the money came from Arteta's sale, but Everton corrected me in naming some Russian bloke. I lost interest.


    george_roper

    We discussed roper and his contribution to RICHARDSONS. It was appreciated


    Man U > all other teams

    Man U were only better than all other teams when they won the treble.


    DOTJ

    I assumed this was Day of the Jackal so we talked about that. Everton had not read the book or seen the film. However much hilarity ensued when a slip of the tongue led us to consider what The Jackal would be like with Bruce Forsyth in the lead role. Nice to shoot you, to shoot you nice.


    Everton's shirt

    Whilst he was not wearing his infamous button up shirt, he predictably wore his Sherlock T-Shirt underneath his jumper thingy



    I had lager, Everton had cider.


    Everton likes the Oscars. I don't. That was a fun discussion

    Looking forward to the next meeting