i've got some old rasputin on deck. help a brother out. options aren't limited to the ones i listed because i also have netflix and HBO GO.
Bob's Burgers Or does it have to be something bad? I can't tell because Key and Peele is an option and that isn't a bad show.
Old Rasputin demands Key and Peele. Because it's a craft stout and something something sketch comedy something.
maybe i can tinder message girls lines i hear while beer watching fox news #brbguys dg i just got all of bob's burgers on my computer last week! that's a good suggestion. key and peele is an option because it's on comedy central right now and it's hilarious. also tom my roommate's with me it's bonding time! but he's a big nerd so we're both on our computers.
first up, a mother and son entrepreneur team with a new take on wedding cakes spoiler alert. the wedding cake is made out of FOAM. #fakecakes you take a picture of the fancy foam cake, wheel the cake back to the kitchen, and send out small pieces of CostCo sheet cake to your poor unsuspecting wedding customers. #because what's a better way to start your marriage than LYING
UPDATE: No tinder responses to my Fox News pick up lines. But I got one okcupid response to the star wars dnd line I quoted, sans context Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
'You'll end up with a planet full of spice junkies. Nobody wants that' :-( Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk