JCC ITT You tell me what you want for Christmas

That's not hard to accomplish.

 

I like this sentiment, though I find it a bit disturbing that you want to wait until Christmas to receive it.

And I think the best Christmas present I could have would be to be able to spend the holidays with all of my closest friends.

Or a card that gets me unlimited Marie Callendar's pumpkin pie for the rest of my life. That works too.

 

A part-time job in Morgantown that works with my schedule.

 

A perm, decent-paying, full time JOB!

 

It's all about the timing.

 

This is going better than I expected.

Now what's the best gift you've ever given/received? You can still post what else you want for Christmas.

I got a Nook last Christmas from my mom which is the cutest little thing you've ever seen. I love it.

 

See? No threat to Quixmas.

 

What is Quixmas and how do I celebrate it?

 

send quix your n00ds.

 

Do they have to be mine? Can I send someone else's?

 

All my debts cleared.

 

Vito Colreone cleared all of mine. Maybe you should talk to him about it?

 

i don't know, maybe. there are a lot of rules.

 

I'll keep that in mind.

 

I would wait though. He's in the hospital right now. Some bastard tried to ice him.

 

Consult ze Archives...

 

Oooh, good one. I'm gonna have to up the ante and say two penguins and a duck.

 

Big Bird and Mr. Snuffleupagus.

 

You win. I thought my mind was depraved.

 

Well I are the internets afterall

 

A slave who enjoys doing light to moderate housekeeping in exchange for beatings and humiliation.

 

I see I'm outclassed in the depraved department. Did I log into 4chan?