I've had a haircut...

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Arun Dale, Apr 3, 2002.

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  1. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    lmao

    I have to agree, but for some reason that is what guys like to her (if they're girlfriends sound like that, they doing something wrong)
  2. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Well last week it was long and scruffy...and this week it's short and scruffy...and when I get out bed it looks ace... no styling required..which I must say luv is a god-send for a lazy bleeder like my goodself
  3. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    See, I'll never understand that. But ok, whatever.
  4. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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  5. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Congratulations on a super hairdo

    You just wanna Wake Up And Go? Take two combs into the bathroom...not you...
  6. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Probably. Apparently they prefer faked sounds of encouragement to no sounds....
  7. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    My mate ade used to go out with girl who used to make a sound like a clubbed seal when she reached climax..

    funny as ****
  8. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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  9. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Clubbed seal...hmmm....sorry, not ringing any bells. You'll have to do the sound for us. ;)
  10. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    clubbed seal? you mean she would just go silent and limp?
  11. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    No Oxford..

    Honestly the first time I heard them at it..I thought he was murdering her....

    They were 3 floors up...and there's 5 of us downstairs in the lounge rolling around in tears
  12. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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  13. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    lmao

    ahh thank god I aint at college coz that is the funniest thing.....mind you would have made good fun in the lesson [face_laugh]
  14. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    There was lots of high pitch 'wheeee wheeee' and then some grunting that sounded a bit like 'hog hog hog hog' and then some 'ug ug ug ug ug' in a really deep voice and the some of that sound a saw makes when played like a violin..and then some thrashing and some more 'whheeeeeeeeing'
  15. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    And that was just her? :p

    //immediately reminded of that scene in Porky's...
  16. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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  17. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    We didn't hear him...mind you with that going on on top of you...or below you...you would be pretty much speechless
  18. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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  19. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    It's worse when you hear people you don't even know doing it. I heard the couple upstairs from my gran's once while I was staying at my gran's house.

    Jeez man. She sounded like mariah carey, but he sounded like a gay porn star. Horrible in every way. I hid under the covers in embarrassment
  20. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    lmao

    when I lived in London, I used to hear the people upstairs doing it. It would have been ok if I hadn't had gone to school with they're daughter [face_plain]
  21. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    // worried by Andy knowing what gay porn stars sound like
  22. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    fires catapult at OJK

    I'm just guessing! Honest!
  23. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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