So I answered and said "it's done, but there is a lot more blood than anticipated. Give me another hour." I await the police.
My college dorm public phone used to get mixed up with the local cablevison number for PPV call ins. Eventually I would just answer, "cablevison, how can I help you." I scolded several older men for still wasting money on wrestling PPVs. I'd also suggest a movie from our adult entertainment package.
Pleeeeease tell us you said something to the caller. Here's a prime opportunity for unabashed comedy, and I'll be extremely disappointed if you said nothing. Don't worry about us. We are more than willing to accept your loss of safety if it serves as a means of entertainment.
Thank you. I was trying to find out what the hell you were talking about for a good two minutes earlier.
Is he related to the Unnamed One: ? (Really Mattel, you build all this hype up over the leader of all the evil factions of the MOTU universe, and you make him an evil member of Orko's race? WTF?)