I've lost my dog to the dark side...

Grab it with a pair of tongs once he's asleep.

Throw a towel over his head, and in the confusion grab it

Actually, that might work...

Well, my dog likes playing with towels, so it might distract him

If he can't see you steal it, he can't stop you.

You'd think that's true ...

Unless it really is a Sith dog...

OPPM is a Sith dog.

The dog was up half the night guarding that ear. I moved my hand while I was asleep and he jumped up and snarled at me.

We finally got it away from him. He didn't bring it with him on his walk this morning.

Yeah, bribing him with a walk was a good idea, cause I can tell how much he likes them

Yeah, but last night when we took him for a walk, he brought the ear with him.

i want a dog.

I want a puppy.

And the moral of the story? Never give your dog a pig's ear.

I want not-fish.

I've been responsible for the deaths of so many fish. If they were people, i'd be commiting genocide. But they're not, so im just disspossing of stupid animals.

I have the opposite problem. My fish keep reproducing.

Kinda like the errors on this board.

That is a problem. Fish scare me.

They're safely contained in a tank.

Unlike the food for my brother's frog.

I've always wanted to have an iguana, but my Mom doesn't like reptilian things.

I almost want a snake.

A snake would be awesome too.

LOL, you gave the ear back after you finally got it away from him?

No, tis on top of the fridge. And it's going to stay there.

Good place for it.

Tis.

I almost got a dog today.