JA#2 Parody...FINISHED!

JA#2 Parody


Nightmare:
K-7,Core 8. Core 7. Core 6. Core 5. You are trapped. Mwahaha.

Qui-Gon:
For someone who doesn't see anything in dreams,they definately provide one heck of a lot of the foreshadowing.


*****

Obi-Wan *thinking*:
He's never going to choose me. What am I going to do?

Qui-Gon:
You should get dressed-

Assorted Rabid Obi-Wan Fans:
Awww.

Qui-Gon:
-it's almost time for the meeting. Come on.

*****

SonTag and VeerTa:
Okay,we have the weirdest names.

Qui-Gon:
Obi-Wan,you can go to the AgriCorps now.

Obi-Wan:
....

****
Int: The room where the meeting's being held

Xanatos:
*flings door open*

Half Of Female Population:
SQUEEEEEEE!

Xanatos:
Old friend! So you are here. I had hardly dared to hope. *strides forward,handsome and commanding,black hair flowing to his shoulders,dark blue eyes matching lining on cape...*

The Actual Book Itself:
Could you please stop drooling over me.

Qui-Gon:
Hello.

Xanatos:
You mistrust me. *turns to everyone else* I used to be a Jedi. I went astray for a few years.

Qui-Gon:
Someone has a funny definition of 'astray'.

There is an explosion.

VeerTa to Xanatos:
You did this!

Xanatos:
No I didn't.

*****
Later

SonTag:
Actually,it wasn't him. It was a very convenient mixture of gases and mechanical failures.

*****

Obi-Wan:
Spore Tours...who came up with THAT?

RonTha:
Blah blah blah blah blah.

Si:
Yes,I'm back.

Obi-Wan:
Nice to see you again.

RonTha:
Blah blah blah blah.

Obi-Wan:
C'mon Si,let's steal some fruit...ooh. A secret annex for Offworld.

*****

Qui-Gon:
I'm not going to do anything about it. See you later.

******

VeerTa:
We've found some ionite. It's a secret,so don't tell anyone.

Qui-Gon:
You'd better make sure Xanatos doesn't find out.

*****

Obi-Wan:
I'm going to sneak out and find proof.

Xanatos:
Hello. I am Xanatos,son of Crion,former Jedi Padawan,and one of only a few reasons why anyone over the age of nineteen reads this book.

Obi-Wan:
Er...hello.

Xanatos:
So you want to be Qui-Gon's apprentice? Well,don't try. He's mean and cold and he betrayed me.

Obi-Wan:
I thought it was the other way around. But I agree about the mean and cold part.

Xanatos:
So I,being so nice,came to warn you.

Sercurity guards:
Hey look! Thieves!

A fight breaks out. Obi-Wan gets knocked out. Again.



Feedback,anyone? Ideas?

 

Hello. I am Xanatos,son of Crion,former Jedi Padawan,and one of only a few reasons why anyone over the age of nineteen reads this book. I liked that part!

 

Lol! This is so funny! Xanatos:
Old friend! So you are here. I had hardly dared to hope. *strides forward,handsome and commanding,black hair flowing to his shoulders,dark blue eyes matching lining on cape...*

The Actual Book Itself:
Could you please stop drooling over me. - Lol! so true Great job, this is very funny, and sadly true on some accounts... I hope to see more soon

 

Yay! A new one!
Great job so far!
Very funny!

 

Squeee! *is enjoying this series very very much* Love it especially the rabid Obi and Qui fan girls part, and Xanatos. Keep up the great work!

 

HOORAY!!!! #2

Xanatos:
*flings door open*

Half Of Female Population:
SQUEEEEEEE!

Ooo, dat's funny...

-Nio

ps
I love that thought...a sudden sound pierced the air of America... "SQUEEEEEEEE"

 

lol

That's very funny.

 

What a hilarious start.

*agrees with the Xanatos fan girl squealing*

 

I haven't read the book but i bet i's no as good as your version. LOL

 

Up up up, we need more!!!

-Nio

 

I can't believe I missed this! Hilarious! The Xani drooling is brilliant.

 

Me thinks some more is't needed...

-Nio

 

Here it is, everyone! Sorry for the wait!

Thanks to everyone reading this!


*****

Qui-Gon:
Maybe now I'll think about doing something.

*****

Yoda:
You should start being a little nicer to Obi-Wan.

Clat'Ha:
He's disappeared, by the way.

*****

Int: Deepsea mining platform

Guerra:
Hello. I am the comic relief.

Obi-Wan:
Where am I now?

Guerra:
You're on a mining platform,about to start working as a slave,wearing an electrocollar that will kill you if you leave.

Obi-Wan:
Compared to things I'll be put through by fanfic authors, not so bad, then.

*****

Qui-Gon:
Right. Now I'll look for Obi-Wan.

Xanatos:
Hello again.

The best duel in the books so far commences.

*****

Obi-Wan goes looking for a box with a broken circle

Guerra:
He's in here! Come get him!

Obi-Wan:
....

Guards:
Fling him overboard tomorrow.

*****

Qui-Gon:
Where's Obi-Wan?

RonTha:
Blah blah blah...they took him to the mining platform.

Qui-Gon:
Get me a boat.

Fans:
*cheer*

*****

The guards push Obi-Wan off the edge of the platform.

Qui-Gon:
Darn!

Guerra:
I saved you. Ha.

Qui-Gon climbs up.

Obi-Wan:
You took your time!

Qui-Gon:
Here's your lightsabre.

They escape.

*****

Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan in the boat

Qui-Gon:
It is time for me to tell you what I should have told you several days ago, Obi-Wan. Please sit down. I am going to tell you
everything.

Author:
Oops. Getting my fandoms confused again.

Qui-Gon:
You see, Xanatos was my apprentice, but when he saw his father and the wealth he couldn't have, he turned to the darkside.
His father tried to kill me, so I killed him, then Xanatos tried to kill me-you still following this?

**FLASHBACK**

Xanatos:
You killed my father!

Qui-Gon:
No, Xanatos, I AM YOUR...oh, wait a second...

Battle commences.

**END FLASHBACK**

******

 

Great job, Sarah!! Lol! I am loving this!! So funny and true

Guerra:
Hello. I am the comic relief.

Obi-Wan:
Where am I now?

Guerra:
You're on a mining platform,about to start working as a slave,wearing an electrocollar that will kill you if you leave.

Obi-Wan:
Compared to things I'll be put through by fanfic authors, not so bad, then.

*chuckle* That is hilarious! Keep it up!

 

Xanatos:
You killed my father!

Qui-Gon:
No, Xanatos, I AM YOUR...oh, wait a second...

ROTFLMAO! Oh, that was a priceless installment.

 

This is hilarous poor Obi worried if Qui will take him on as a padawan. Your comment about "Someone has a funny definition of astray"
that had me laughing out loud and I got loads of stares but I don't care keep it up!!!

 

Qui-Gon:
No, Xanatos, I AM YOUR...oh, wait a second...



-Nio

 

Up!

-Nio

 

These are great! I just got done reading that book, too. I don't think I'll ever be able to read it the same way again!

 

Sorry this is so late. Thanks for the reviews, you guys.



******

Obi-Wan:
We're at the harbour. Can you get this collar off?

Qui-Gon:
Not unless you want your head taken off too. Let's go find Xanatos.

*****

A three way lightsabre duel. Not quite DOTF, but hey.

Xanatos:
Leaving Now you're trapped, and when the mine blows up, you'll DIE! MWAHAHA!

Obi-Wan:
You know I'm still wearing this collar? Well, if I stand next to the door and turn it on, the door will blow up and you can get out.

Qui-Gon:
No way!

Obi-Wan:
Let me go. It is my time...

Qui-Gon:
Oh, alright.

Obi-Wan:
What?

Qui-Gon:
I was only kidding...you can't die! George Lucas will kill me!

Obi-Wan:
So? He was going to do that anyway!

The door opens.

Both:
Oh.

Bandomeer is saved.

Qui-Gon:
VeerTa betrayed you as well, by the way...

VeerTa:
Being a plot device sucks.

*****

Qui-Gon:
Obi-Wan, will you be my apprentice?

Obi-Wan:
Sure!

Fans:
Awwwwww....WE WANT MORE XANI!



THE END

 

WE WANT MORE XANI We certainly do! Hilarious!