Saga Jabba's Palace - The Bikini Cut (Humor/one scene)

Luke enters Jabba's palace and approaches the Gamorrean guards and force chokes them till they pass out. Bib Fortuna comes up.

Bib: You cannot see him. He is asleep.

Coming down the hall, is what sounds like "YMCA" and Luke is puzzled.

Luke: You will take me to Jabba now *mind trick*

Bib: Take you to Jabba now.

Luke: You serve your master well.

Lando and Leia were too awstruck to do anything about what was happening in front of them.

Emperor: Hey Jabba! Thanks for letting me come to entertain! Oh hey, Leia, we're twins!

Jabba begins to throw up while the Emperor moonwalks to Leia. He force breaks the chain and takes her to the dance floor

Emperor: Band. Play "The Copa Kabana."

Leia: Oh no! This isn't go-

The Emperor pulls her quickly to himself. He sticks a hand in the air and starts shaking his hand about, with his other hand on his hip and he is shaking his booty.

Emperor: Come on Leia! It's fun!

Leia: I can't live anymore!

Leia runs over to the now dead Jabba's stage and presses the button for the Rancor. She's fall into the pit

Leia: Eat me hurry!

But the Rancor caught a glimpse of the dancing Emperor and he died

Leia: Ahh, bantha fodder.

Leia force jumps out of the pit

Leia: Wow, how did I do that?

Emperor: Oh yeah, I love this part, "The Copa, Copa Kabana......"

The Emperor continues to leap around the room, getting his groove thing on with everybody, trying to get them in on the action. All of the sudden, Boba Fett takes off his mask, and his armor and reveals his gold bikini.

Emperor: Yeah, GO FETT, GO FETT, GO FETT!

Boba Fett: Can we try the Macarena?

Emperor: Sure thing. BAND DO THE MACARENA!

The band begins to play "The Macarena"

Boba Fett: Yes, this is the stuff.

By this time, Lando was able to get Chewie free

Lando: Chewie! Do something quick!

Chewie reaches into his side bag and pulls out...........A GOLD BIKINI!

Lando: No, Chewie has turned to the Gold Bikini Side.

Leia: Lando, what are we going to do?

Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight walks in.

Luke: (waves his hand) You will stop the Macarena and put on your normal clothes.

Everybody looks around with bewilderment on their faces, like they were in some sort of trance

Scared that he was figured out, the Emperor grabbed his robes and force teleported to the Death Star

Leia: Wow, Luke. I'm glad you are here, we must have been in some sort of trance.

Luke: Oh really? In that case...

Luke stripes off his clothes and reveals a gold bikini

Luke: (points to the band) I want to hear "Love Shack!"

Everybody: OH NO!!!!!

 

Nice work John.

 

Boba Fett in a gold bikini? Ewwwwww!

Pretty funny story, jedi_john. Great job!

 

I think I know what thread spawned this one...

 

You'd be correct in your guess. This is actually a repost with a bit of a change

 

I wasn't referring to the original story. I was referring to the thread featuring bad and horrifying but rather funny if viewed when sleep-deprived cut-and-paste images.

 

Snickering here.

 

I know...I was just stating the fact

edit - the thread that cause the idea is where i first posted this is what i was saying

 

LOL John!!! You should have posted the Palpatease pic!!!!

 

Great job! Very very funny. Especially Luke at the end... I can only imagine...

 

upping

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