Beyond - Legends Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin, a true sibling rivalry

So what would happen if Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin got into each others heads, I decided this would be funny (Oh and yes, inspiration came from the Vader monolouges).

Jacen: Oooh my head.

Jaina: Jacen, did you say something?

Jacen: No, but did you?

Jaina: No, I'm just thinking it. Oh no AHHHH!!!! I can hear what your thinking.

Jacen: Who the heck is Kalan Gharis, Jaina?

Jaina: Uh, no one, not important.

Jacen: Your dating a bounty hunter?!!! What are you thinking?!!!

Jaina: I told you, you didn't need to know, get out of my head. And anyway, WHAT!!!! You like who?!!!!

Jacen: Ahhh!!! get out of that section of my head.

Anakin(normal speech): Hey Jacen, hey Jaina.

Jacen: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Jaina: Yeah lets do it.

Anakin (thought speech): Think what?

Jaina: Oh nothing, you'll figure it out someday.

Anakin: You did what????!!!

Jacen: Yeah I know, a bounty hunter my twin sister.

Anakin: No the other thought, I'm doing what, with you?!!!

Jaina: I told you this was good Jacen.

Jacen: Were twins why wouldn't I agree.

Anakin: I'm telling dad.

Jacen: You tell dad, and I'll break your X-wing.

Anakin: point taken, so anyone up for a game of Cards??

(-: Arina_Jaylin, coauthored by Agent_Jaid.

 

Anakin: So I'm inside your heads???

Jacen: Yup, but I don't know how we did it.

Anakin: Can we play twenty questions??

Jaina and Jacen: No!!!

Anakin: How about ISpy??

J and J: No!!!

Anakin: Why not???

Jaina: Read my mind.

Anakin: Is that before or after we play???

J and J: Neither!

Anakin: Ooooh!!! Jacen likes...

Jacen: Shut Up!!!

Jaina: Hahahaha, you like Mara, you like Mara!!! Uncle Luke is going to cut you with a lightsaber

Anakin: Yeah, I wanna tell him.

Jacen: You do you die.

Anakin: Oh why not, it'll be a new topic for Public speaking class

Jaina: Ooooh, I'll get out the popcorn and the crowd, this could be a full house.

Jaina and Anakin duck as Jacen throws an imaginary lightsaber at them.

 

Oh yeah, comments appreciated. Please

 

keep it up!

 

oops, double post.

 

This is great Arina!!!!


I think I might be grounded though so I might not be able to write anything for a while though....


Anyway, looks like your on a roll here!


Keep up the really FUNNY good work!

 

Bwahahaha! Hi-lar-i-ous!!!! Keep it up!

Shelly

 

(from the NJO edge of victory bk 1)

Anakin(thoughts): Blast, my lightsaber is broken.

Jaina: Uh oh, looks like our little brother is in trouble, eh Jacen?

Jacen: Yup

Anakin: Ahhhhh!!!! I can still hear you?!!

Jaina: Dad said to put into the perspective that we can guide you in times of trouble.

Anakin: You told dad?!!!

Jacen: heh heh, yup

Anakin: And he said put in perspective, what is he Dr. Philkin the Bothan, what were doing can't be put in perspective, that's ludacrious!!

Jacen: Chill out Ani, it's not like I told him what you did at the New Republic celebration banquet last Summer.

Jaina: No you told mom.

Anakin: You told mom!!!! Why me Why me Why me!! Especially Now!!!!

Jacen: Ok so maybe I shouldn't tell Jaina everything.

Anakin: Look, right now I'm trying to save Tahari from the Vong and you are worried about what I did last summer!!! Sheesh you two are pathetic.

Jacen: Thanks I try.

Jaina: Wow what a nice gesture of brotherly love.

Anakin: And I thought the girls at the Academy were weird.


written by Arina Jaylin Coauthored by Agent Jaid,

Thanks for the comments Ya'll this is going to be fun.

 

Great work Arina!!!

Keep it up, it´s damn fun

~Arissa

 

*doubles over laughing*

So........ good........... need............ more..........

 

lol
my favorit lines:
Anakin: Ooooh!!! Jacen likes...

Jacen: Shut Up!!!
LMAO

 

GR8! More soon please?

 

Ok more is here

Jacen is in the shower singing Stardestroyer boi,

Jainathoughts) Where the heck did you learn that song.

Jacen: AHHH!!! You just had to do that while I was in the shower?!

Jaina: Well it is fun to mess with your mind

Anakin: Yeah I love these family chats, don't you?

Jacen: Well not when I'm in the pickin shower!!!

Jaina: Oh but it's so much more fun when you are.

Anakin: Especially when we want to use psychological torture to virtually annoy you.

Jacen: Can you actually see me?

Anakin: Uhhhh, Jaina help me please.

Jaina: No not really.

Jacen: What!!!
You can No not really see me!!

Jacen grabs a towel that has the a star destroyer on it.

Anakin: Still why do like Stardestroyer boi?

Jacen: Uhhhh do you really need to know?

Anakin: Oooooooh, you like it because you think she's hot, hahahaha.

Jaina: Ouch Jace, Avid Lange, why?!

Anakin: And he thinks her bum is...

By now Jacen has found the two sitting in the living room

Anakin: Uh Jaina I think we better go, he has the lightsaber first talk later look.

Jaina: Agreed.


Arina_Jaylin And Agent_Jaid thank the readers.
Hey all thanks for the comments, more to come although Agent_Jaid hasn't written...Yet

 

More?

I liked the 3rd one the best........

 

another, more Ideas are popping into my head


Jaina: What's 7x70???? Blast it I hate math.

Anakin: 490

Jaina: Yay help from the genius

Jacen: Jaina! I'm ashamed at you, using Anakin for a cheat book.

Anakin: Well I helped you last week during your history test

Jacen: Shush, no one is supposed to know about that.

Jaina: You did what!!!! I didn't even ask for his help, and you asked him. Jacen!!!

Jacen: Zip it or loose it Anakin.

Anakin: Ok ok, sheesh you two.

Back in Jaina's class the teacher is grabbing the tests.

Jaina: Drat you two made me forget the test, now I'm going to get detention.

Jacen: You and me both sister.

Jaina: What, how'd you get it?

Anakin: Remember the incident with the frosted worm.

Jaina: Uhuh

Anakin: That's why. You two are bad influences on me, you know that don't you, making me do bad things.

Jacen: Us, you were the one who would only do it for front row tickets to the death Jawas.

Jaina: Yeah, and my Rescued CD.

Jacen: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Jaina: Definatly.

Anakin: No!!!!! Not that!!! No!!!

Ten weeks later:

Anakin: Sithspawn, they knew it didn't they.

Anakin is being moved back and forth over a Mosh pit at a Backstreet Bothan concert.

Anakin: Horrible music, lalalala I can't hear you.

Jacen to Jaina: Now didn't I tell you this would be good.
Jaina: Hahaha, this is priceless, but you do have to admit this is a nice place isn't it?
Jacen: Yes but I think I need to push my earplugs in farther I can actually hear that terrible noise.

Alrighty, hope you liked it, Written by Arina_Jaylin Supposed to be coauthored my Agent_Jaid, but she hasn't posted....Yet
Comments are always loved. Thanks

 

Oh next time, were bringing in a guest star, guess who.

 

*jumps up and down waving hand*

TAHIRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

New twist here yah go

Anakin: This my siblings is getting boring.
*sighs

Jacen: Yeah I know what you mean just the three of us.

Jaina: We need someone or something new to play with.

Jacen: Any ideas? Anyone, yes Anakin.

Anakin: I thought of someone but you have to stay here.

Jacen: Us, you must be joking.

Anakin: Yeah yeah cry me a river.

Jaina: I can follow you without moving and you know it.

Anakin: Oh yeah, forgot that.

Jacen: We'll be with you every step of the way

Anakin: Oh great just what I need, a fan club.

Anakin walks out a mischievieous grin on his lips.

Jacen: I wonder who he's going to drag into our web of misfits.

Jaina: Hey who you calling misfits?

Jacen: Uh never mind. By the way why do you like a bounty hunter?

Jaina: And why do you like Mara, and Avid?

Jacen Uh point taken.

Door swings open, Anakin enters with (yes Jaid you read my mind) Tahari.

Tahari: (Aloud) Hey, how are you guys?

Jacen: Ani, you sure you wanna do this??

Anakin: Yeah why not?

Jacen: Well ok.

Tahari: What, I didn't catch that.

Anakin: That's ok you didn't have to.

Tahari: Why not?

Jaina: Trust him you don't want or need to know.

Jacen: She's right after all.

Tahari: What, and why are you talking with out moving your lips?

Anakin: Your doing it too.

Tahari: I am, AHHHH!!! I am, is this telepathic, Cool!!

Jacen: That's what she thinks.

Jaina: Hehehe, just wait till bedtime she might not apreciate this quite so much.

Jacen: Oh yeah, that was a bad idea.

Anakin: No it was good, accept you decided to do it to me.

Tahari: What was it... Ahhhhhh!!! That was terrible.

Anakin: I know their terrible siblings.

Tahari: So were you, especially after that incident at Mos Espa where you and that Chomper dude got into a kicking...

Anakin: Uh Tahari that's enough

Tahari: But it was funny.

Jacen: Ooooooooh I want to hear.

Anakin: Can we get her out, please.

Jaina: No, she has too many dark secrets to tell.

Tahari: *Cackles, yes I do

Anakin: heh heh, no you don't.

Anakin works hard to block Tahari but can't

Tahari: And then there was the time we went to Naboo and you drank the dirty water and......

Anakin: Oh boy do I really want to remember that memory, you ask me and I hear you not.

We'll continue on how Tahari gets out and why, something about no privacy whatever that is. Written by Arina_Jaylin coauthored by Agent_Jaid who hasn't written.....yet.
Comments loved thanks for supporting.

 

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Well done!!!! I'm loving this!!!


Shelly

 

ME AGAIN!!!

Why don't u guys come and read my fanfic! I'd love to see u there...


Voices
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good job i like it... alot!

 

Now I kinda feel bad for Anakin, it's kinda like one of those, wanna get away commercials

Anakin: I can't hear you I can't hear you.

Tahari: Yes you can you silly boy

Anakin: Ahhh!!! I hear sad people!

Jacen: Just face it you have to hear us

Anakin: Ahhhh!!! No I don't No I don't!

Anakin continues to mumble that while plugging his ears.

Jaina: Uh guys I think maybe we took it a little too far.

Jacen: How so???

Jaina: I think three's a company and four's maybe too much of that.

Jacen: Oh but he's so much fun to torment.

Anakin: Am Not!!!!

Tahari: Oooooh you spoke to us hahaha

Anakin: This is not happening this is not happening!!!

Jaina: And also I think making him think that a thermal detonator was a piece of fruit was pushing it.

Jaina glares at Tahari and Jacen.

Jacen: Oh come on, it was harmless prank, you used to do it to me.

Jaina: I was bored and I didn't make it seem that real.

Jacen: That's what you think.

Tahari: Actually Jacen I think she's right, I think we've made Anakin go overboard.

Jacen: What is this, no no no, your not leaving me, I need another person who's insane like me.

Tahari: I'm sorry Jace but I want the mentally sound Anakin back

Anakin: Yay, she's leaving!

Jacen: No!!! You can't leave me with the two most uninsane people in the galaxy!!!

Tahari: I can, I will, and I am, bubye Jacen have fun.

Tahari breaks the link and leaves.

Jacen: Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Jacen starts to break down and cry.

Anakin: What's wrong with him???

Jaina: I dunno, you must remember that he's always been on the wrong end of the line.

Anakin: Yeah that's what mom always said.

Jacen: She can't have left me with two rational people, ahhhhhh!!!!

Anakin: There there, poor little Jacen, awhhhh, does little Jacen want a cookie.

Anakin whips out a thermal detonator.
Jacen starts to beg like a dog.

Anakin: Yes he does yes he does.

Jaina: Are you sure you actually want this kind of revenge???

Anakin: Yeah, it's kinda sweet, like this cookie bwahahaha.

Oh boy poor Jace oh well. Next time dating with your siblings 101.

Written by Arina_Jaylin and coAuthored by Agent_Jaid although she hasn't written anything..... Yet
Comments are loved, thanks you all who read my attempts at writing.

 

HAAHAH


keep it up

 

You're mean!!!!!!!1

GO ANAKIN!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOH!!!!!!



*feels sorry for Jacen*

 

Poor Jasa (but laughing at his misery is sooooooo funny!) HA HA HA!!!

Shelly