Beyond ~*Jaina's Mom*~ Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne (Humor!!!)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by The_Jedi_Ambyr-Rose, Oct 14, 2003.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Moderators: Briannakin, mavjade
  1. The_Jedi_Ambyr-Rose Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 24, 2003
    star 4
    Stacy's Mom belongs to Fountains of Wayne. This is just my version of it.

    & all the other disclaimers!

    Jaina's Mom

    Jaina?s mom, has got it goin on

    Jaina?s mom, has got it goin on

    Jaina?s mom, has got it goin on

    Jaina?s mom, has got it goin on



    Jaina can I come over

    After class(after class)

    We can use the Force

    Or just relax(just relax)

    Did your mom get back

    from her senate meeting(senate meeting)

    Is she there?

    Or is she tryin to skip my greeting (my greeting)



    You know I'm not the padawan

    that I used to be

    I'm all grown up

    Now Goddess, can?t you see!?



    Jaina?s mom, has got it goin on

    She's all I want, and I've waited for so long

    Jaina can't ya see? you're just not the Jedi for me

    I know it might be wrong but,

    I'm in love with Jaina's mom



    Jaina?s mom, has got it goin on

    Jaina?s mom, has got it goin on



    Jaina do you remember

    when I fixed the Falcon(the Falcon)

    And Leia came out

    With a gold bikini on (bikini on)

    I could tell she liked me

    From the way she spoke (way she spoke)

    And when she told me

    The new spark plug broke(spark plug broke)



    And I know that you think its like a Holoflick

    But Jaina, your mom

    She?s a really hot chick!



    Jaina?s mom, has got it goin on

    She's all I want and I've waited for so long

    Jaina can't ya see?

    You're just not the Jedi for me

    I know it may be wrong but,

    I'm in love with Jaina?s mom



    Jaina?s mom has got it goin on (she?s got it goin on)

    She's all I want and I've waited for so long

    Jaina can't ya see, You're just not the Jedi for me

    I know it might be wrong, I'm in love with-



    Jaina?s mom, ah-oh-ah-oh

    I'm in love with-

    Jaina's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh

    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away

    Jaina can't ya see?

    You're just not the Jedi for me

    I know it might be wrong but

    I'm in love with Jaina's mom


    R&R!

    ~*Ambyr-Rose*~
  2. Mirax-Jade Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 7, 2003
    star 4
    hehehehe Me like...

    Funny! And I had just been singing that song before I got on the boards...weird!!
  3. Sword_Of_The_Jedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 2, 2003
    star 2

    [face_laugh]

    [face_laugh]

    [face_laugh]

    [face_laugh]

    [face_laugh]

    So...from whose point of view is this supposed to be from?

  4. The_Jedi_Ambyr-Rose Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 24, 2003
    star 4
    Mirax: Whoa! Glad you liked it.

    Sword: I think it should be from Lando's point of view. lol! Really, I have no idea.

    ~*Ambyr-Rose*~
  5. Darth_Elu Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 2, 2003
    star 6
    LOL Funny...Lando's point of view? lol [face_laugh] Good job. :D
  6. Fireyforce Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 23, 2003
    star 4
    *scratches head* but wouldn't that imply that lando was going out with Jaina? o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O lol, j/k. Really funny Ambyr.

    Fireyforce
  7. Jaina_and_Jag Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 19, 2003
    star 5
    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] That was the greatest!!!! :D It reminds me of versions my friends do that aren't appropriate for this PG board. [face_mischief] Me and my friends have sick minds. ;)

    J&J
  8. hudzu Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2003
    star 6
  9. JediMasterKobe Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 10, 2003
    star 4
    [face_laugh]

    I was gonna say how about Fel but then I came to my senses. LOL!

    [face_laugh]

    Nice work, my padawan.
  10. YodaKenobi VIP

    VIP
    Member Since:
    May 27, 2003
    star 6
    [face_laugh] very funny ambyr [face_laugh]

    at least something good came of that obnoxious song :p
  11. Dev_Binks Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 7, 2003
    star 6
    Ambyr now I'm going to have that version stuck in my head. Bah it's funny like you wanted it too be. I think it's from Kyp's POV :p
  12. Whitey Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 26, 2003
    star 6
    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    I really need to listen to that song. I only heard a small snippet of it on TRL. *is ashamed of the fact that he watches TRL* [face_blush]
  13. Sword_Of_The_Jedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 2, 2003
    star 2
    I think it's from Kyp's point of view, too! LOL, Kyp has a crush on Leia!!! [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]


    Uh-oh! What about Han?!?!

    ...

    I think it would be safe to say that Kyp is in trouble.

    *Watches Kyp run away from a very angry Han Solo*

    *laughs hysterically*
  14. The_Jedi_Ambyr-Rose Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 24, 2003
    star 4
    lol! I'm glad you guys liked it. W/ all the depressing stuff on the boards, I wanted to lighten things up a bit.
  15. Agent_Jaid Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 21, 2003
    star 5


    O.O

    Oooooppppppssssss........




  16. The_Jedi_Ambyr-Rose Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 24, 2003
    star 4
  17. alpha_red Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 24, 2003
    star 5
    God. I want to write some stuff!!!!!!!

    I HATE SCHOOL!!!!!

    Cool. It would've been funnier if I knew the song, though.

    Ode to a Superhero by Weird Al--that was genius.
  18. The_Jedi_Ambyr-Rose Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 24, 2003
    star 4
  19. Danni_Quee_Solo Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 17, 2003
    star 2
    I love "Stacy's Mom" your version is soo cool!
    :)
  20. MoonChild Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 14, 2003
    star 4
  21. ShrunkenJedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 26, 2003
    star 5
    HA! Very funny, Ambyr. Of course, why Leia would be walking around with that particular gold bikini on is reason for a bit of unsavory speculation... was she about to go for a "leaders of the New Republic" calendar shoot or something?!

    And I think it's safe to say that, indeed, whoever is singing this song better watch out for Han. Big time. :p
  22. The_Jedi_Ambyr-Rose Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 24, 2003
    star 4
    Lol. Yeah, ex-Princesses of large planets calendar shoot!
  23. MoonChild Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 14, 2003
    star 4
    I want Kyp to LIVE! LOL, calendar shoot? Would Han let her do that??
  24. The_Jedi_Ambyr-Rose Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 24, 2003
    star 4
    He'd complain to her about it, but I'd bet he'd keep it under his pillow. ;)

    ~*Ambyr-Rose*~
  25. MoonChild Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 14, 2003
    star 4
Moderators: Briannakin, mavjade
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.